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Dorian Lord Zedd
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This is why I have no friends.

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Pinned
No Kings.

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Ask and myself provides
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
*needing an everything bagel with Trader Joe's Everything seasoning*

🥯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Getting back into bed after starting the coffee wasn't genius 🥱
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
joining every meeting
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
If our luck holds, the aliens will get here in a few weeks and find orange sleepy man in large white house with large gold room so amusing they bend the knee too.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I give up (at least for the rest of today)

*sets reminder to repost this daily*
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Milk for Santa - The 2025 JEBWC holiday scent. Get yours while supplies last.

Don't forget to shop the rest of the Jacob Elordi Bath Water Collection for the perfect gifts all year.
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's time. Hold me 🥺💔
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I call it my Sword of Omens
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It sure looks like I'm not gonna make myself dinner after all
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Madonna gave no fucksand we thank her for this masterpiece of a book so sexy and bold.
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Please clap for push-ups and crunches that took place in this home.
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I deserve a Pluribus kiss
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Jory Eve really gave the best song on the I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) soundtrack and then vanished
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I know for a fact that I feel if we all had shamed people for the social networks they're on, their racism, and/or their ignorance, there'd be no MAGA or A.I. to shame them for now.
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Well ain't that a bitch
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Remember to Spice Up Your Life
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"This moment says everything about why Zohran Mamdani won. A journalist in a wheelchair asked about accessibility and Mamdani didn’t talk down to him, didn’t deflect, didn’t politicize it. He listened. He’s the kind of leader who respects everyone, every faith, every class, every flag."
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
As if I needed another reason to be glad I left all their platforms years ago. What a vile company. There's no defending support or promoting Muskrat and Zuck luv.
Bombshell report exposes how Meta relied on scam ad profits to fund AI
Meta goosed its revenue by targeting users likely to click on scam ads, docs show.
arstechnica.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Ronny Chieng on boomers 🫶😂🫶
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
I can't sleep
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Working long days makes her need all the attention 🥺
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It's time for everyone's favorite game

FIND THE EEVEE
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM