Zeb
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Zeb
@zebm.bsky.social
Mathematical software developer. Resident of the formerly civilised UK.
Only the second company to land an orbital booster. No national space agency has achieved that feat.
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I only knew the term from old radios
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I've seen research that has failed critically because they assumed that the random variable was normally distributed.

Perhaps in tribute to a famous Belgian that was removed from the Index of history? (General knowledge crossword clue)
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Le Pétomane - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oops, should have said exponential growth. Obviously exponential decay is natural.
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I hope it includes the word "exponential" and says that it has nothing to do with epidemiology whilst referencing Farr (1840), Kermack-McKendrick(1927), etc. etc.
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I've seen several stochastic epidemic models that break the laws of Maths. The bridge between the two subjects is probability theory. You can use it to calculate the odds that an epidemic will grow exponentially.
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Epidemic
The card game
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November 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This software may help,
stochanswers.com/downloads/ep...
Minimal SIR model
in NetLogo
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November 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Good luck. I hope you never say an epidemic grows exponentially. Although that was debunked in 1840, 1927, ... lots of people still insist on telling everyone that they failed basic Maths.
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Then you should get back to Turin quickly before the local beer kills you. (I lived opposite the XXXX brewery, they used to make mango flavour beer)
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
During the mask mandate I wore a mask that I'd made from gauze. It had the same effectiveness as most others and the advantage that I needn't carry a knife to go with a surgical mask designed to stop pressurised bodily fluids from entering the nose and mouth when the wearer stabbed someone.
October 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Every DAG has its day?
October 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Will they be telling you next how to write ODEs? That would be lyrical.
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's not hard it's child's play :-)
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Epidemiological tag
Maths in the playground
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October 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
And yet there are millions of Aussies, mainly on the coast. I once worked with them on a site with 4 different species of snake including the most deadly and an official snake catcher. We also had platypuses, Asian geckos (used to leave chalky white turds on my desk) and, presumably, spiders.
October 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The first question that I asked Grok was how epidemics grow exponentially. So it told me. It should have told me not to be so silly and provided references back to 1840. LLMs are as ignorant as the average person. i.e. the weights are trained by "common knowledge"
October 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"Self reported mask wearing" 🤡
September 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
As I said Cochrane. e.g. 2023
www.cochrane.org/evidence/CD0...
Do physical measures such as hand-washing or wearing masks stop or slow down the spread of respiratory viruses? | Cochrane
www.cochrane.org
September 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Epidemiological tag
Maths in the playground
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September 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If you want something more modern than the 1980s then there is the Cochrane Review which found that there was no decent evidence that they worked.
September 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Here's a very simple model although the card game implementation is probably better to teach, the NetLogo gets a bit complicated but shows that the reproduction rate averages
to that of the standard SIR model.
stochanswers.com/education/ta...
Epidemiological tag
Maths in the playground
stochanswers.com
September 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
So nothing on stochastic modelling of epidemics?
September 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM