Zach Allyn
@zballyn.bsky.social
Cheesemonger, cook, trumpet player, teacher, father, husband, lefty, not necessarily in that order. He/him
Remember rebuilding last year?
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Remember rebuilding last year?
“The Buffalo Bills quarterback and singer, and actress Hailee Steinfeld…”
Our crooning king!
Our crooning king!
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“The Buffalo Bills quarterback and singer, and actress Hailee Steinfeld…”
Our crooning king!
Our crooning king!
This is a @jordanmorris.bsky.social Free With Ads skeet if ever I’ve seen one.
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This is a @jordanmorris.bsky.social Free With Ads skeet if ever I’ve seen one.
Reposted by Zach Allyn
“If it goes away when you take your meds it’s probably not a character flaw” is something I have to tell myself often.
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“If it goes away when you take your meds it’s probably not a character flaw” is something I have to tell myself often.
Glad I’m not alone here.
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Glad I’m not alone here.
Shhhhh, I may have done exactly this.
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Shhhhh, I may have done exactly this.
This does not scratch the Top 10 of terrible things FIFA has done.
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This does not scratch the Top 10 of terrible things FIFA has done.
I was working retail during the first Trump administration, and I was told by a customer on no uncertain terms that we had won the War on Christmas and could say “Merry Christmas” again because Trump said so.
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I was working retail during the first Trump administration, and I was told by a customer on no uncertain terms that we had won the War on Christmas and could say “Merry Christmas” again because Trump said so.
Need someone in that office to get MESSY on Slack.
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Need someone in that office to get MESSY on Slack.
I’m not judging. It comes part and parcel with striving for perfection. I’ve bought into it myself at times in my life. However, it is not a model for longevity.
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m not judging. It comes part and parcel with striving for perfection. I’ve bought into it myself at times in my life. However, it is not a model for longevity.
Ask an athlete at a decently high level if they’ve ever used/heard the term “sacrifice the body,” and you will get a unanimous yes.
December 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ask an athlete at a decently high level if they’ve ever used/heard the term “sacrifice the body,” and you will get a unanimous yes.
Just have to get out there and say…hi? What’s up?
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Just have to get out there and say…hi? What’s up?
I was trying to make my six-year-old understand this, but kids truly do not understand the concept of someone running at you so hard that you can’t do certain things for the rest of your life after.
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I was trying to make my six-year-old understand this, but kids truly do not understand the concept of someone running at you so hard that you can’t do certain things for the rest of your life after.
Sure, you’ve heard of Bad Dragon, but have you ever heard of Rude Goldberg?
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sure, you’ve heard of Bad Dragon, but have you ever heard of Rude Goldberg?
There’s a spirit type of trumpet player who looks at their horn like it’s the instrument’s fault whenever they mess up. Same thing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
There’s a spirit type of trumpet player who looks at their horn like it’s the instrument’s fault whenever they mess up. Same thing.
LD Bell is incredible! Check out their 2004 show, which is entirely based around the lullaby theme from Pan’s Labyrinth.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
LD Bell is incredible! Check out their 2004 show, which is entirely based around the lullaby theme from Pan’s Labyrinth.