*me, who blamed zionists, some of whom are Jewish and many of whom are not and are crazy Christians*

You: “you’re blaming the jews!”

Read my post again, you little bitch. I blamed the zionists. The ZIONISTS. And Israel, I’m allowed to tell any government i want to go fuck itself

Totally pinned down. We humans have no immunity from this level of cute

Twitter has become a cesspit of zionists claiming all anti-zionist accounts to be "fake", like they're not hated world wide. It's even more unusable than normal right now.

Sure, there are a ton of obvious scam ones asking for donations, but we knew those were obvious scams to begin with

My classic fav is Tokyo godfathers!

You might not be at work atm, but kitty sure is!

It's a very sound argument, not gonna lie

Incredible how cats can pin a human down so easily, just by being baby

Gahhhh, do we go after the belly first? Or the curled feetsies??

They would rather lose with Hilary than win with Bernie

This is some of the finest cooking you guys have ever done, bravo!

Does she like to sleep with servant under the blankets as well?

My last cat was into that. This one? Prefers to boss around from on top of the blankets

When the GOP actively hates the American people and the corporate dems freely cooperate with them, then the American people have no representation in government.

When this shit leads to a revolution, it was inevitable.

While Trump is a weak little bitch who caves to anyone with power and/or money, it's amazing that he called that Schumer is an even bigger bitch as he's not even caving for personal gain

And how will Schumer explain this to the American people when, next month, there either isn't a vote, or it's immediately struck down by MAGA in a ten second blip anyway? What will Chuckie say then? "Oh well we tried an all, but we're just so so powerless 😭"

Iiiisss it a sexy new license??

What would you say are her policies on humans? Are we all servants and you're simply the head servant? Or are others not worthy of her time or presence?

Ooooh! Judging the humans!

Has she met other humans? Other than vets, of course

Gonna need pics of her on the ledge of judgment, from both the outside and inside, to confirm it's usage. For science