Zast
zastbat.bsky.social
Zast
@zastbat.bsky.social
Whoever I just got fired for working from poland im not sorry.
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Thinking we have reached the point where the two sides to every story meme coming up and they dont wanna share their side or have a policy against it is an automatic red flag.
February 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
tfw ill never be rich enough to spike every single water station at a fighting game tournament with vodka
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
the fine bros should have been allowed to trademark react content it would have shot the reaction content meme right in the head
February 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
think im gonna put all my messages and social media interactions through AI and ask it to make me tweet like a redditor who browses snark subreddits.
January 29, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The security guard at work told me he runs all his email responses through ai and tells it to make the email less aggressive....
January 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Had to go to my grandmother's rental property cause the dipshit renters left for a week and turned off the heat to be cheap when it's below freezing so a pipe burst. Whole place needs to be gutted now.
January 25, 2026 at 3:54 AM
crazy how my family has been bitching for 20+ years about how they should all have generators but I'm the only one that ever bought one and it was within a year of owning my house lmao
January 24, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Dragons Dogma 2 will be saved by the modders surely haha definitely will.
January 20, 2026 at 1:43 PM
The monhun wilds having such intrusive dlc checks that it takes away a ton of performance if you dont own the dlc is the funniest thing from capcom since sfxt on disc dlc
January 15, 2026 at 5:50 AM
the dumbing down of cyberpunk 2077's rpg aspects really needs to be studied crazy how the 2.0 upgrade and the patches after really just removed any friction at all costs
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
if amd and nvidia really are price gouging gpus now I hope game devs start to realize that they cant get away with the nonsense of just encouraging the purchase of a new card when they have shit optimization.
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
explaining to people at gunpoint that halo has had 3 games of dropped storylines that get finished in a book and that due to this halo 4, 5, and 6 are each individual soft reboots.
December 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Crazy that we have wrapped around to people defending the cuphead ign video when there is a mountain of proof that the guy had reviewed things he shouldnt have been anywhere near including rpgs which was supposedly his main genre to review.
December 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
There is a possible future where Goofy has to interact with Jared Leto in Tron world during KH4
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
prime 4 would have been a much better game if they ignored the metroid fans begging for the sylux game and just made something new.
December 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
December 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
lmao we had a contractor say he isn't comfortable coming back to our workplace because of the neighborhood this is the funniest shit ever but also shut down the bus station he is completely right.
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sonic adventure 1 has a way better intro cutscene than 2 it's laughable how much lower effort the 2 intro is.
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Australian kids being banned from social media is a good thing actually
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Starting a carfax like service for people that post about their opinions on video games on the internet. Do a quick background check to see if there is any proof the person has ever actually played the game.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The prime tier list is 3>2>1 anyone that complains about corruption being linear has not played the entire trilogy recently enough. They are all extremely linear and if you have a brain you just look at the map and go straight to where the next item is in any of the games.
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
A crazy ass hunter got mad that we were at a place before them and demanded we leave because they were doing a deer drive after we had already been in our spots for over a hour. The worst part is it wasn't even a good deer drive it was an amish pots and pans deer drive which just causes chaos.
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
metroid prime devs have an irregular fetish for end game keyhunts can't believe they fooled me twice after prime 1 that they surely wouldnt do this again.
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM