Zapizard
@zapizard.bsky.social
Shitposter who tries. But fails.
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Zapizard
@zapizard.bsky.social
· Jan 7
A Week with the Wallaces - Trailer
YouTube video by Zapizard
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probably should have posted about this before but THE FUNNY GAME IS OUT!
here's the funny trailer:
youtu.be/ynZn2TNqlO8
here's the funny trailer:
youtu.be/ynZn2TNqlO8
shoutouts to apple for making the worst phones on the planet <3
- an apple user
- an apple user
January 17, 2026 at 12:04 AM
shoutouts to apple for making the worst phones on the planet <3
- an apple user
- an apple user
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE BANDCAMP
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE BANDCAMP
I really hope ultrakill 5-E just has the ocean styx turn back into a normal ocean and all the people who used to be fighting have formed into a fuckton of leviathans
January 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I really hope ultrakill 5-E just has the ocean styx turn back into a normal ocean and all the people who used to be fighting have formed into a fuckton of leviathans
I'm the kind of person that programs a system where the game calculates a character's distance from an object every frame to tell if they're too close before realising I could have just used a fucking sphere collider
January 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I'm the kind of person that programs a system where the game calculates a character's distance from an object every frame to tell if they're too close before realising I could have just used a fucking sphere collider
Reposted by Zapizard
shaming people for using keep inventory is so ridiculous to me because, with the way minecraft currently works, losing all your items on death is complete bullshit
all you need to do is stop items from despawning if they're dropped by death and the system because leagues more fair
all you need to do is stop items from despawning if they're dropped by death and the system because leagues more fair
December 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
shaming people for using keep inventory is so ridiculous to me because, with the way minecraft currently works, losing all your items on death is complete bullshit
all you need to do is stop items from despawning if they're dropped by death and the system because leagues more fair
all you need to do is stop items from despawning if they're dropped by death and the system because leagues more fair
just a little over 4 hours until the deadline and my partner's wifi started shitting itself
*overly dramatic inhale*
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
*overly dramatic inhale*
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
just a little over 4 hours until the deadline and my partner's wifi started shitting itself
*overly dramatic inhale*
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
*overly dramatic inhale*
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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I have never touched github before besides downloading repositories and I am currently crashing out in real time I am in hell why why god why the fuck must you do tis ykrnngksks kg sdkkdfmdmsmsjs
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I have never touched github before besides downloading repositories and I am currently crashing out in real time I am in hell why why god why the fuck must you do tis ykrnngksks kg sdkkdfmdmsmsjs
who are the chucklefucks posting the genocide flag in new blood's discord
December 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
who are the chucklefucks posting the genocide flag in new blood's discord
somehow I have managed to remain unspoiled on the fnaf 2 movie
on an unrelated note oh boy can't wait to watch 30 minutes of ads
on an unrelated note oh boy can't wait to watch 30 minutes of ads
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
somehow I have managed to remain unspoiled on the fnaf 2 movie
on an unrelated note oh boy can't wait to watch 30 minutes of ads
on an unrelated note oh boy can't wait to watch 30 minutes of ads
learned recently that Taswell is based off of the death of one of c418's friends and now I can't hear it without feeling immense despair
thanks c418
thanks c418
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
learned recently that Taswell is based off of the death of one of c418's friends and now I can't hear it without feeling immense despair
thanks c418
thanks c418
WHY IS THIS A THING? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NEED TO AI GEENERATE A COMMENT? DO YOU THINK WE'RE TOO FUCKINNG STUPID TO COME UP WITH ONE OURSELVES? WHY ARE WE LIVING IN AN EPISODE OF BLACK MIRROR?
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
WHY IS THIS A THING? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NEED TO AI GEENERATE A COMMENT? DO YOU THINK WE'RE TOO FUCKINNG STUPID TO COME UP WITH ONE OURSELVES? WHY ARE WE LIVING IN AN EPISODE OF BLACK MIRROR?
DELTARUNE NEWS (SPOILERS):
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Toby Fox hints that the worm is going to have a dumptruck ass
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Toby Fox hints that the worm is going to have a dumptruck ass
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
DELTARUNE NEWS (SPOILERS):
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Toby Fox hints that the worm is going to have a dumptruck ass
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Toby Fox hints that the worm is going to have a dumptruck ass
now THIS is the quality search results that demand investing the entire GDP of a third world country into AI overviews
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
now THIS is the quality search results that demand investing the entire GDP of a third world country into AI overviews
to make my point easier to understand:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhv5...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfr...
(I also just realised how similar the names are no way people haven't noticed this yet)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhv5...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfr...
(I also just realised how similar the names are no way people haven't noticed this yet)
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
to make my point easier to understand:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhv5...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfr...
(I also just realised how similar the names are no way people haven't noticed this yet)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhv5...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfr...
(I also just realised how similar the names are no way people haven't noticed this yet)
it's times like this where I'm spontaneously reminded that I'm in, I kid you not, 46 discord servers
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
it's times like this where I'm spontaneously reminded that I'm in, I kid you not, 46 discord servers
just realised that one of the hidden minigame themes in deltarune chapter 3 is just an 8 bit version of the one that plays in queen's basement
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN TOBY
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN TOBY
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
just realised that one of the hidden minigame themes in deltarune chapter 3 is just an 8 bit version of the one that plays in queen's basement
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN TOBY
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN TOBY
considering disney's recent track record, I'm betting right now that zootopia 2 is just gonna be ice propaganda
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
considering disney's recent track record, I'm betting right now that zootopia 2 is just gonna be ice propaganda
betting now the dark world in deltarune chapter 5 is gonna be in the flower shop
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
betting now the dark world in deltarune chapter 5 is gonna be in the flower shop
harris brewer is an enigma
October 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
harris brewer is an enigma
leave it to EA to use ai upscaling for their plants vs zombies remake and then casually lie about it
October 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
leave it to EA to use ai upscaling for their plants vs zombies remake and then casually lie about it
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
roaring knight kicking my ass
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
roaring knight kicking my ass