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Zaph Camden
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Powered by coffee, pizza and forest bathing. Prefers eclectic moderation to intense fandom. Sharing my life with my Groupie 💕
Þetta Reddast! 🇮🇸
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November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Groupie’s latest escapade; a Pilates class in a Victorian toilet.
Because why wouldn’t you?

Here are some pictures. Of the Victorian toilet.

I’m getting real George Michael vibes about this. I can’t think why…
A shot of an ornate glass window in a Victorian toilet. An actual gents toilet. A city scene with buildings. There is snow on the ground.
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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In colour!!
(And no, I don’t have the issue so can’t post the inside)
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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😀
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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And before I forget…
HAPPY NEW MOON!
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Today at work was a bit of a shambles even by our standards. We also had belts coming off the machines which certainly gave my trainees something to think about.
Glad the shift is over. Even more glad to walk outside to THIS. So quiet and peaceful too.
#UKSnow AB12 10/10
A snowy scene in an industrial estate at night. There are very few cars and no pedestrians but me.
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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First snow of winter 2025/2026.
Hopefully first of many, we say.
#WeWantSnow ❄️

#UKSnow AB16 8/10
A snowy scene, with traffic on a road and a block of flats on the other side of it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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As you may know I’m now the official workplace coach and had a class of 5 people today to train on one of our machines. My teaching methods are of course a little different from most.

For example, use of the Foamy Finger to point certain items out…
A large foam rubber hand with one finger extended in a “we are number one” gesture.
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Groupie’s latest competition win was a bit of a change from our usual scene…we went to see Five, a boy band from around the millennium who are all grown up now and doing a reunion tour.
A great night for nothing! Top blag!
Five men perform on a stage watched by a crowd in a large arena. A stage with 2000-era mobile phones as a set backdrop watched by a crowd in an arena. Five men on a stage singing to a crowd in an arena. Five men up on a stage singing, lit by laser light, watched by a large crowd dancing in an arena.
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Given a recent showing of the #TOTP episode where they launched the competition to name the new dance troupe still had the “postcards to this address” bit left in, I doubt it.

Also, Groupie reckons she’s in with a shout with her choice of name, “Legs And Company” 💌
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Could be worse.
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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It just all seems a bit…pointless, doesn’t it?

Would you like a picture of Groupie to take your mind off things?
A young woman with coloured hair in pigtails smiles for the camera. She is barefoot and wearing a blue play suit with a swirly pattern.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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When Groupie can’t… 😀
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Er, @jamiebear.uk, have you been popping round and watching our Prime Video without telling us?
Home Screen for Amazon Prime Video featuring “TV shows we think you’ll like”. The first one is called I LOVE DICK.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Well, today has been a rather unusual shift at work. And there’ll be two more of these to come…
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Groupie’s 2025 carving. What’s your favourite scary movie?
#Halloween
A pumpkin carved with a Ghostface design resting on a table. Behind it is a bag with the same design. A lit pumpkin with the character Ghostface carved into it.
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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It’s good.
But it’s no monster shortbread fingers, is it? 😆
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Zaph & Groupie were baking today and getting into the Samhain/Halloween spirit with these monster fingers made out of shortbread.
As ever we had a lot of fun in the kitchen.
#AtHomeWithZaphAndGroupie
A plate of green shortbread made to look like fingers, with red icing to represent blood. Close up of green shortbread made to look like fingers, with red icing to represent blood. A plate of green shortbread made to look like fingers, with red icing to represent blood.
November 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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#ZaphAndGroupieOnTour pictures 3/3; Groupie discovered a place in Glasgow called Golf Fang, which offers a really offbeat game of crazy golf. We particularly enjoyed the hole based on The Shining. Once again, there’s more pics on Instagram as you can only post four here…
A door with the word REDRUM scrawled on it. There is a hole in the door, and a woman in glasses looks through the hole looking unhinged. A mockup of a hotel corridor, with a carpet of hexagonal design and a child’s scooter on it, taken from the film The Shining. A neon illuminated floor with smiley faces at various places on it. A graffiti filled room, with a door marked LADIES in pink spray paint, in a “street”/urban style.
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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#ZaphAndGroupieOnTour pictures 2/3; our annual tradition of visiting the Glasglow event at the botanic gardens in Glasgow. Again, more pics are on my Instagram.
A man and woman, wrapped up well for the cold weather in jackets and hats, pose in front of a red neon heart, which is part of a large playing card installation. A woman in an orange jacket and black hats smiles as she points to a display of carved pumpkins. They all are illuminated from candles inside. A group of people walk towards a gate with the word NECROPOLIS illuminated in neon above their heads. There are illuminated crosses either side. A large tomb-like structure is illuminated by lights and bathed in dry ice smoke creating a horror film effect. There is a figure in a black cloak beside it.
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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#ZaphAndGroupieOnTour pictures 1/3; these were taken at the Enchanted Forest near Pitlochry, which was a lovely sound&light experience in the woods. I took a lot more, they’re on my Instagram.
A large green neon sign with a tree logo and the words THE ENCHANTED FOREST in front of an illuminated tree. A large pyramid structure with a honeycomb design projected on it stands at the shore of a forest lake. Large model bees are in front of it. A large fabric flower hangs over a queue of people in the forest. It is lit up in a shade of orange/red. A large light installation in the shape of a bonfire rests on a platform in the water. Other lights shine across the scene.
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Groupie is going to a Halloween event this evening dressed as Chucky.

Wanna play? 🎃
A woman in dungarees and a striped jumper snarls at the camera waving a bag in the shape of a meat cleaver. A woman in dungarees and a striped jumper snarls at the camera waving a bag in the shape of a meat cleaver.
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Sometimes life is hard but there’s always the chance of a better tomorrow.
That’s what I keep telling myself anyway.
Þetta Reddast! x
October 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Groupie was in a shop today which seemed to have everything the modern gal needs, all on the same shelf.

Acrylic nails, body scrub…chlamydia testing kit… 😦
£10 will get you a chlamydia test kit (for women only)
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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And it’s now official.
Hoping the next 29 ½ days are good for you all.
HAPPY NEW MOON
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM