My boy gon be reeking of 3 day old Oscar Meyer pastrami off his Braciole but steamed by the shower like a shitty Xmas ham

Godspeed, bingus

An artpiece of a comment was left in the Reddit thread for this post, and I could not live without seeing these two's wishes brought to creation

Obligatory "I'm not a voice actor" and "please follow @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social for more wonderful works"

Honestly, if it comes out that the Steam Machine is priced in the 500-650USD range that would just sorta clinch it as is

same story with the new controller - I use an xbone wireless controller, nothing fancy, to game - perhaps it's time for an upgrade... 🤔

Elden Ring Troll-transformation...

Like, gimme a little 2-table mom&pop where the middle aged lady behind the counter called everyone "Hon" and the bag leaves grease stains on the car seat during the ride home

Gimme something crunchier than the moon and spicier than the sun

I want to feel unclean after

Haus, no

*scrounges up pen and notepad*

alright we good, proceed