Colliding with things is definitely one of my most-practiced skills.

Yeah, it's a toe, so no one takes it seriously unless there's like a bone sticking out or it's pretzel-shaped. The verdict and advice was exactly as predicted: try not to walk on it.

Hahahahahaha. As if!

It does seem wonky in a way that is a change from how my toes are normally wonky.

Wishing you and yours a lovely holiday (-:

I think efficiency is not what the US monetary system is about at its heart. I love the little counterproductive gremlins (-:

(Might’ve been more but I find your lack of penny-empathy sus.)

I mean, for you I’d go up to a whole quarter (-;

No long hook? I would like to see a long hook.

Wildebeest Coke Fiends
would be vastly worse, except
as my new band name.

(Today is provisionally better. I got decent sleep last night after some good writing. Hope your day also goes smoothly!)

Possums are wise in
many ways, but I was wrong
to play dead at work.