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I just don’t know.
Website for acting, writing and painting: ZandyHartig.com, writing entertainment pieces for @thebulwark.bsky.social : https://substack.com/@zandy
Website for acting, writing and painting: ZandyHartig.com, writing entertainment pieces for @thebulwark.bsky.social : https://substack.com/@zandy
I’m a very observant Jew
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I’m a very observant Jew
I just found this under my wipers as I went to drop my son off at the bus. Must’ve been from the other night because it’s scribbled on the back of a TJ’s receipt. I park within the lines, btw. But it doesn’t matter. This is truly unhinged. Also, these are my stickers:
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I just found this under my wipers as I went to drop my son off at the bus. Must’ve been from the other night because it’s scribbled on the back of a TJ’s receipt. I park within the lines, btw. But it doesn’t matter. This is truly unhinged. Also, these are my stickers:
Tesla (natch) with its rear end hanging out over my driveway and not allowing me any place to put my garbage bins. So petty, meet petty.
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Tesla (natch) with its rear end hanging out over my driveway and not allowing me any place to put my garbage bins. So petty, meet petty.
I’m in my Liberace Era
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m in my Liberace Era
The good side of extreme turbulence is that you very quickly realize how much you enjoy being alive. Also when you get above the storm, it’s really pretty.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The good side of extreme turbulence is that you very quickly realize how much you enjoy being alive. Also when you get above the storm, it’s really pretty.
These had better be the best goddamn sandwiches in the world. Going to make my own next time. Good lord.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
These had better be the best goddamn sandwiches in the world. Going to make my own next time. Good lord.
It should be considered domestic terrorism to eat a tuna fish sandwich on a plane. The price of it is also terrorism.
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It should be considered domestic terrorism to eat a tuna fish sandwich on a plane. The price of it is also terrorism.
I dare him to say that to her face.
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I dare him to say that to her face.
My son just asked me if I ever had polio…
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
My son just asked me if I ever had polio…
Oh, yes Sir, this meme definitely restore trust and order in the land.
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh, yes Sir, this meme definitely restore trust and order in the land.
In England, 11/11 is called Remembrance Day, or Poppy Day. My grandpa fought in WWI in the cavalry. He was mustard-gassed & wasn’t expected to survive but did with only deafness in one ear. When he went back home he saw a statue to all the fallen men of the town with his name on it. Harrowing.
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
In England, 11/11 is called Remembrance Day, or Poppy Day. My grandpa fought in WWI in the cavalry. He was mustard-gassed & wasn’t expected to survive but did with only deafness in one ear. When he went back home he saw a statue to all the fallen men of the town with his name on it. Harrowing.
Nice. And it’s not 67
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Nice. And it’s not 67
Well, son very likely has mono, but on the positive side, I finally got my vintage Devo t-shirt in the mail.
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Well, son very likely has mono, but on the positive side, I finally got my vintage Devo t-shirt in the mail.
Speaking as a Jew, you know what all Jews really hate? Being called stupid by the stupidest man on earth.
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Speaking as a Jew, you know what all Jews really hate? Being called stupid by the stupidest man on earth.
This is how to do Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is how to do Halloween
I even believe that Karine Jean-Pierre thinks she dinged Chotiner at the end of their conversation. Oh lord, is this painful.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I even believe that Karine Jean-Pierre thinks she dinged Chotiner at the end of their conversation. Oh lord, is this painful.
What have I done and gotten myself into while I’m a bit hungover?
October 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What have I done and gotten myself into while I’m a bit hungover?
I just love authentic Parisian croissants
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I just love authentic Parisian croissants
Inspiration came to me late, but it’s better than never
October 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Inspiration came to me late, but it’s better than never