Zach 🧮🏐
@zachxwalton.bsky.social
Boston University Data Science & Mathematics. I also like Basketball and Volleyball, or something.
He/Him, Bi
He/Him, Bi
forgot the formula for perimeter of a circle mid exam
derived it from ramanjuan’s approximation for perimeter of an ellipse mid-exam
my calc professor is not gonna be happy about this one
derived it from ramanjuan’s approximation for perimeter of an ellipse mid-exam
my calc professor is not gonna be happy about this one
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
forgot the formula for perimeter of a circle mid exam
derived it from ramanjuan’s approximation for perimeter of an ellipse mid-exam
my calc professor is not gonna be happy about this one
derived it from ramanjuan’s approximation for perimeter of an ellipse mid-exam
my calc professor is not gonna be happy about this one
i love when i accidentally wait 1 (one) full week to update on my arch linux machine and i suddenly have 340 packages to update and its an hour-long process of pressing Y and waiting for my isp to do its job
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i love when i accidentally wait 1 (one) full week to update on my arch linux machine and i suddenly have 340 packages to update and its an hour-long process of pressing Y and waiting for my isp to do its job
my to-do list is 14 points long this week, including 9+5 chapters of two different math textbooks and two final round internship interviews that could change the trajectory of my life. i am not the most stressed EVER, but i am the most stressed *yet*
October 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
my to-do list is 14 points long this week, including 9+5 chapters of two different math textbooks and two final round internship interviews that could change the trajectory of my life. i am not the most stressed EVER, but i am the most stressed *yet*
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RYAN FITZGERALD GOING FULL KEANU REEVES MY GOODNESS
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
RYAN FITZGERALD GOING FULL KEANU REEVES MY GOODNESS
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
September 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
Headed to Redhat’s DevConf today. Super excited to nerd out, also terrified because it’s my first & going alone. I will find my people!
September 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Headed to Redhat’s DevConf today. Super excited to nerd out, also terrified because it’s my first & going alone. I will find my people!
in an interview cycle with a miscellaneous NBA team (which i am very excited for) so just for the record:
SGA is a great superstar and even better personality. I truthfully do not mind his game. Anything said on this account is exclusively through the lens of a delulu timberwolves fan.
SGA is a great superstar and even better personality. I truthfully do not mind his game. Anything said on this account is exclusively through the lens of a delulu timberwolves fan.
September 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
in an interview cycle with a miscellaneous NBA team (which i am very excited for) so just for the record:
SGA is a great superstar and even better personality. I truthfully do not mind his game. Anything said on this account is exclusively through the lens of a delulu timberwolves fan.
SGA is a great superstar and even better personality. I truthfully do not mind his game. Anything said on this account is exclusively through the lens of a delulu timberwolves fan.
i will come out of the internship grind stronger than i went in 😭😭🙏
September 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
i will come out of the internship grind stronger than i went in 😭😭🙏
just switched to linux and my ego has never been crushed this hard
September 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
just switched to linux and my ego has never been crushed this hard
I’ve never cared about rocks in my life, but i will be following #MinCup25 like it’s my life on the line
Hark! Is that a mineral list I spy? www.mineralcup.org/2025/mineral...
Lots of new contenders this year as we increase to 75% turnover for #MinCup25.
Lots of new contenders this year as we increase to 75% turnover for #MinCup25.
Minerals List — Mineral Cup
www.mineralcup.org
August 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’ve never cared about rocks in my life, but i will be following #MinCup25 like it’s my life on the line
I just arrived 43 minutes early on a 70 minute flight from philly to boston. How is that even possible???
August 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I just arrived 43 minutes early on a 70 minute flight from philly to boston. How is that even possible???
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this is the greatest preseason for kicking ever. double ricochet!
August 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
this is the greatest preseason for kicking ever. double ricochet!
going to court to plead insanity on my parking ticket
August 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
going to court to plead insanity on my parking ticket
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Colts concede Anthony Richardson was a mistake, bet on Daniel Jones
OPENAI CEO SAM ALTMAN CONCEDES GPT-5 WAS A MISFIRE, BETS ON GPT-6
August 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Colts concede Anthony Richardson was a mistake, bet on Daniel Jones
the denver nuggets are on bluesky and have like 5x less followers than me after two weeks, what are we doing blueskyers 😭😭
@nuggets.bsky.social
@nuggets.bsky.social
August 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
the denver nuggets are on bluesky and have like 5x less followers than me after two weeks, what are we doing blueskyers 😭😭
@nuggets.bsky.social
@nuggets.bsky.social
This new quadeca album is just shockingly amazing and sonically overwhelming. I can’t believe how good this guy is at making music.
The run from I DREAM ABOUT SINKING to the end is just so hauntingly beautiful, likely will settle to be among my favorite runs ever. I love music, man 😭🙏
The run from I DREAM ABOUT SINKING to the end is just so hauntingly beautiful, likely will settle to be among my favorite runs ever. I love music, man 😭🙏
Vanisher, Horizon Scraper
Quadeca · Album · 2025 · 14 songs
open.spotify.com
July 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This new quadeca album is just shockingly amazing and sonically overwhelming. I can’t believe how good this guy is at making music.
The run from I DREAM ABOUT SINKING to the end is just so hauntingly beautiful, likely will settle to be among my favorite runs ever. I love music, man 😭🙏
The run from I DREAM ABOUT SINKING to the end is just so hauntingly beautiful, likely will settle to be among my favorite runs ever. I love music, man 😭🙏
Giving Ohtani the bonds treatment is absolutely hilarious and also totally deserved. Rocco’s managing this game like he has everything to prove.
July 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Giving Ohtani the bonds treatment is absolutely hilarious and also totally deserved. Rocco’s managing this game like he has everything to prove.
Twins playing some extraordinarily nerve wracking baseball. I’m all for it. Nothing like close games with trade deadline ramifications, right?
July 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Twins playing some extraordinarily nerve wracking baseball. I’m all for it. Nothing like close games with trade deadline ramifications, right?
I guess it’s lynx, twins and more lynx until the nfl preseason starts 😭
i miss my timberwolves !! bring it back!! it’s not fair!!
i miss my timberwolves !! bring it back!! it’s not fair!!
July 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I guess it’s lynx, twins and more lynx until the nfl preseason starts 😭
i miss my timberwolves !! bring it back!! it’s not fair!!
i miss my timberwolves !! bring it back!! it’s not fair!!
You’re telling me the timberwolves couldn’t cough up 5.5$m/year for bradley beal? I like him quite a lot and that is absurdly cheap for what he’s worth.
July 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You’re telling me the timberwolves couldn’t cough up 5.5$m/year for bradley beal? I like him quite a lot and that is absurdly cheap for what he’s worth.
Sinner is an absolute demon
June 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sinner is an absolute demon
This Rolland-Garros final is absolutely outlandishly amazing, Alcaraz is playing out of his mind
June 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This Rolland-Garros final is absolutely outlandishly amazing, Alcaraz is playing out of his mind
hatewatching Jannik Sinner is unfortunately not nearly as effective as i’d like it to be
June 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
hatewatching Jannik Sinner is unfortunately not nearly as effective as i’d like it to be