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The Second Rule of Turkey Day: ..is that tofu? Tell me that's not tofu.
The Second Rule of Turkey Day: ..is that tofu? Tell me that's not tofu.
"Yeah Jeff?"
"Welcome to My Island."
[cut to dramatic moment where they exit the plane & bask in the beauty of Jeff's Island, surrounded by girls in bikinis]
"Now The First Rule about My Island."
"Yeah?"
"Don't ever become president then tell the world about this place."
"Got it."
"Yeah Jeff?"
"Welcome to My Island."
[cut to dramatic moment where they exit the plane & bask in the beauty of Jeff's Island, surrounded by girls in bikinis]
"Now The First Rule about My Island."
"Yeah?"
"Don't ever become president then tell the world about this place."
"Got it."
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youtube.com/shorts/pFI3h...
HOO DAH FUNK ET?
IDK DOO YOU?
HOO DAH FUNK ET?
IDK DOO YOU?
Frankly, I have known prostitutes with more integrity. (serious. One was doing it to pay for college. Good person. I don't diss The Oldest Profession!) 👍
Frankly, I have known prostitutes with more integrity. (serious. One was doing it to pay for college. Good person. I don't diss The Oldest Profession!) 👍
*googles*
...is that an alien!? Like from Alpha Centauri?
*googles*
...is that an alien!? Like from Alpha Centauri?