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Everyone should have food and shelter.
REMOVE THE REGIME! PIGGYDENT!
Go to endhomelessness.org
Go to johnoliversjunk.com
The First Rule of Turkey Day: Don't talk about the turkeys in politics. Just talk about the one on the table we're all about to eat.

The Second Rule of Turkey Day: ..is that tofu? Tell me that's not tofu.
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Donnie?"
"Yeah Jeff?"
"Welcome to My Island."
[cut to dramatic moment where they exit the plane & bask in the beauty of Jeff's Island, surrounded by girls in bikinis]
"Now The First Rule about My Island."
"Yeah?"
"Don't ever become president then tell the world about this place."
"Got it."
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Window we now our mass condiment.
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mend elbows the caruncle union.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"Look. I'm not good at math, but..." Taylor Tomlinson
youtube.com/shorts/pFI3h...
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
We have already tried impeaching him more than once and it didn't take. What WILL it take to get him out of the Oval and in a straitjacket!? And all his pedo traitor friends tied up and locked up too!
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
In a September 1944 issue of "All-Star Comics" the Justice Society of America recites the Pledge of Allegiance before "Under God" was added to it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Note to Self: Western films that feature female characters in a western which DO NOT need saving! I am NOT usually a fan of the western genre and one reason is cuz of the Damsel In Distress stereotype. I need to watch these in the next year or so.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I grok you, but I can't draw well. AI is a 'tool.' It can be used as a weapon, but it's also useful for those who have something in mind that they can't make happen. IF i had real money, I'd use AI to make a rough idea what I want, then show it to a REAL artist that can improve upon the idea.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My point is there ARE ways I can serve my country w/o ever harming a fellow human being or drawing a gun. I respect the 2nd amendment, but my words are faster and sharper than your sword, I'd wager.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Also, in the movie Good Morning Vietnam, Robin Williams plays a guy who serves the military over the radio waves as an army private. I have some nominal experience in radio. Know my way around a mic and turntable, tho today it's all digital. I can do that too. =)
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
PIGGYDENT (puddygate)
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
WHA DAH FUK!
HOO DAH FUNK ET?
IDK DOO YOU?
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
PIGGYDENT
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"Quiet, Piggy!"
"Who you callin' QUIET!? HIGH-YAH!"
youtu.be/XMbiwzL-Xmk?...
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Trump says his voice was raspy cuz he was shouting at people for being stupid.
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If The Statue of Liberty were magically transformed for a day into a normal human being wearing a T-shirt and shorts in the middle of Manhattan, I like to imagine she would answer to this name: Libby Claire DuMonde. Her accent would be slightly French but all New Yorker. What do you think?
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Vincent appeared in a couple dozen or so episodes, and it was never enough. He was adorable! He's actually performed by two dogs: Pono and Madison.
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Karoline Leavitt is not in a cult. She's on the payroll. If we paid her more than Trump does, she'd say what WE want her to say.

Frankly, I have known prostitutes with more integrity. (serious. One was doing it to pay for college. Good person. I don't diss The Oldest Profession!) 👍
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'm not saying this as if we should stop doing it. I just found this thought amusing and so I'm putting it here. Share and enjoy!
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm not defending it. Just reporting it. I'm not among the part of my fellow Texans who believe "The South Will Rise Again!" but yeah they're still out there. Mostly in the rural areas. It's HIGH-Larious! Anything south of Mason/Dixon line IS southern. We just like to imagine we're better than GA.
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Yes and Nipsey Russell was way too carbon-based to play the Tin Man. *rolls eyes*
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Several historians have determined after extensive anthropological research coupled with recent events that, "we should have never left the caves and trees."
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You think that's bad? Try playing chess with a monkey.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Why? What's wrong with..?

*googles*

...is that an alien!? Like from Alpha Centauri?
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM