Zach Beamish
@zachbeamish.bsky.social
PxP Commentator for the Carleton Place Canadians
Whoops my bad Chicago
Oh so the Bears are winning the Super Bowl
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Whoops my bad Chicago
I don't know how you go.from throwing that TD to throwing that Pick
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I don't know how you go.from throwing that TD to throwing that Pick
Oh so the Bears are winning the Super Bowl
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Oh so the Bears are winning the Super Bowl
So has Reimer figured out that there is a glove on his hand? Ever?
January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
So has Reimer figured out that there is a glove on his hand? Ever?
My favorite CTC memory is watching Bryan Danielson and Katsuyori Shibata wrestle for like 20 minutes on AEW Collision a few years ago. 2 guys who defied the odds and became the best wrestlers going at in for the first time. Unbeatable.
Claude Giroux's breakaway slap shot goal is a nice second.
Claude Giroux's breakaway slap shot goal is a nice second.
January 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM
My favorite CTC memory is watching Bryan Danielson and Katsuyori Shibata wrestle for like 20 minutes on AEW Collision a few years ago. 2 guys who defied the odds and became the best wrestlers going at in for the first time. Unbeatable.
Claude Giroux's breakaway slap shot goal is a nice second.
Claude Giroux's breakaway slap shot goal is a nice second.
The Sens LOVE playing in NYC man
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The Sens LOVE playing in NYC man
Sens hit the two goal quota nice and fast. Let's see if we can find the elusive third goal of the game.
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Sens hit the two goal quota nice and fast. Let's see if we can find the elusive third goal of the game.
Please please please hire Harbaugh, it'd be so funny
Mike Tomlin — the longest-tenured coach in the NFL that held his position since 2007 — will not return to the Pittsburgh Steelers.
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Please please please hire Harbaugh, it'd be so funny
This game has kinda sucked but we got a Big Man TD, so it's all good.
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
This game has kinda sucked but we got a Big Man TD, so it's all good.
Reposted by Zach Beamish
[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
Reposted by Zach Beamish
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
I'm not sure which coach is in charge of the defensive zone, but he can't be allowed back on the plane.
Drying rack.
Drying rack.
January 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I'm not sure which coach is in charge of the defensive zone, but he can't be allowed back on the plane.
Drying rack.
Drying rack.
Dog what even is this team
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Dog what even is this team
If you're wondering where Merilainen is, I found him
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If you're wondering where Merilainen is, I found him
My dad's bosses just got canned and he's going around celebrating like doing evil Maniac laughs
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
My dad's bosses just got canned and he's going around celebrating like doing evil Maniac laughs
Sweden wins and finally breaks the most nonsensical drought in hockey
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Sweden wins and finally breaks the most nonsensical drought in hockey
The Sens are losing because of the defence again. They couldn't get a 5 year old away from the front of the net right now
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The Sens are losing because of the defence again. They couldn't get a 5 year old away from the front of the net right now
This country has a lot of hockey entitlement and elitism my god
January 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This country has a lot of hockey entitlement and elitism my god
Oh so that Canada loss could have been worse
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Oh so that Canada loss could have been worse
That's why you shake hands
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
That's why you shake hands
I'm glad that the silly dumb goals are happening now, if they happen against Canada you may just not hear from me again
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I'm glad that the silly dumb goals are happening now, if they happen against Canada you may just not hear from me again
I hope this Canada game isn't nearly as fun
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I hope this Canada game isn't nearly as fun
This USA/Finland game is what the World Juniors are all about
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This USA/Finland game is what the World Juniors are all about
The Sens played pretty well for the two periods they showed up for
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The Sens played pretty well for the two periods they showed up for
Absolutely nothing about Yakemchuk being untouchable makes sense. I'd have dealt him already, and no way he'd still be in the org past the deadline if I'm Staios
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Absolutely nothing about Yakemchuk being untouchable makes sense. I'd have dealt him already, and no way he'd still be in the org past the deadline if I'm Staios