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yvone
@yvone.bsky.social
· Jul 25
id be such a good unemployed wife that annoys you
im a beast that can only be satiated via nutella on a bagel
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
im a beast that can only be satiated via nutella on a bagel
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dude hero shooters r so easy, i have a 98% wr with hawkeye and a 73% wr hela in rivals
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
dude hero shooters r so easy, i have a 98% wr with hawkeye and a 73% wr hela in rivals
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ey I'm wresslin ere
January 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
ey I'm wresslin ere
this migjt be ur most cancellable take ever tbh
imagine thinking pecan pie is the goat when pumpkin is right there
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
this migjt be ur most cancellable take ever tbh
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batman arkham asylum is a good video game :)
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
batman arkham asylum is a good video game :)
another flawless and beloved injection
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
another flawless and beloved injection
everyone should cycle this feels so good and the calories burned feels illegal
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
everyone should cycle this feels so good and the calories burned feels illegal
rlly funny to me that my girlfriend and i have like opposite backstories in terms of stuff we liked as a kid, i was a warrior cats kid and liked mlp and she liked (and still likes) call of duty zombies
October 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
rlly funny to me that my girlfriend and i have like opposite backstories in terms of stuff we liked as a kid, i was a warrior cats kid and liked mlp and she liked (and still likes) call of duty zombies
i respect zyn user less and less per day, smoke cigs or shut up, the whole snus thing is so gay and has gotten gayer by loser finance guys taking them.
October 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
i respect zyn user less and less per day, smoke cigs or shut up, the whole snus thing is so gay and has gotten gayer by loser finance guys taking them.
some of the best bait ive seen in years, people r so gullible
October 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
some of the best bait ive seen in years, people r so gullible
felt like shit all day yesterday
go to check thermostat before bed
its 55 f and has been all day
oh
go to check thermostat before bed
its 55 f and has been all day
oh
a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .
Alt: a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
felt like shit all day yesterday
go to check thermostat before bed
its 55 f and has been all day
oh
go to check thermostat before bed
its 55 f and has been all day
oh
seeing people fall for the halimede gambit , lmao
October 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
seeing people fall for the halimede gambit , lmao
i love my gf (video unrelated)
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
i love my gf (video unrelated)
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The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."
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day two of locktober. yes i'm still stuck in this finger trap, but that's immaterial to this discussion and I request privacy at this time
October 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
day two of locktober. yes i'm still stuck in this finger trap, but that's immaterial to this discussion and I request privacy at this time
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Don’t get mad at the muppets for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s the only way they can save the theater
October 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Don’t get mad at the muppets for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s the only way they can save the theater
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I think we should make home school illegal
September 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I think we should make home school illegal
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have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
i see why yall wear docs lmao i look good asf in these
September 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i see why yall wear docs lmao i look good asf in these
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Soldier of the Cascadian Liberation Front enters the Oval Office (Unknown Painter, Oil on Canvas, ca. 2027)
September 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Soldier of the Cascadian Liberation Front enters the Oval Office (Unknown Painter, Oil on Canvas, ca. 2027)