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SadFriedEggSammich 💅
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Girls CAN love Girls 😭🏃‍♀️
I am not a positive person 😌
Get a gun. Train.
Pls don't continue our snap streak with a pov from your works bathroom stall thx
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Think about it.
In a few hours it'll be tomorrow.
Then the nightmare will begin again
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I've spent most of my life paralyzed. Fearing that the fragile family I have had would crumble. Now that's happened. I hope it's for the better, even if hoping hasn't given me much before
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I was doing good. I was improving. Then it all fell apart
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
C++ makes me feel stoopid
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I get the most motivation to do things when I'm sick. When I'm least capable of doing things??!?
September 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Trying to be present at this party but my mind has other plans. My body is tired for no reason
September 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The least a mouth breather can do, is brush their teeth.

Stanky
September 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If I'm not being productive 24/7 it feels like I'd rather be DEAD
August 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A suspicious amount of posts... Gotta fix that!
August 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
People complain that fast food burgers aren't "real" meat because they're frozen.

Have y'all never bought burgers to make at home?
Guess what. Frozen hockey pucks.
August 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sleep eludes me
August 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Maybe I'm so anxious and itchy because I haven't taken my meds in a few days ..... Probably
August 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Phones without a case feel soo high tech :)

Until they slip from my fingers and shatter into a thousand pieces :(
August 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Happily watching Broad City until my PM walked in :/
July 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I got bullied for my new hobby :(

I guess this hobby is too nerdy for my menacing presence to shield me ;_;
July 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My underwear waistband keeps rolling down a little. It's driving me ✨nuts✨
July 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Sometimes. You gotta pretend to work to be left alone. Everyone else is already pretending
July 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Feeding time.

Gotta get this stomach to shut up somehow I guess
June 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My initiative was buzzing. Gearing up to do work at work 💪

Aaaand I got assigned a static job with little tasks :(

Can't be choosers I guess
June 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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May 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My feet got stuck on my chair :§

Kinda how criss cross can trap your feet.

...I can't get up
May 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Do you think ICE agents wear masks to cover their MS13 face tattoos?
May 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
SCREAMING. SCREAMING. SCREAMING. SCREAMING.

Please be curtious about your noise level when in close proximity to others.

Thank you :)
May 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I've had my mûd pls talk to me
May 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM