"Can any of you little pathetic wallets do any better with these gifts? seriously aren't you perverts tired of watching my fat ass tear these things to shreds?... considering who im talking to probably not"

No cost too great!

Fun alt starring oomfie @fishwich.bsky.social !!
He’s completely fine, I’m all blubber!

And if you end up going through the back door you’re basically cave diving through an active volcano, but at least it’s all soft and squishy, and not rough and ridged!!<3

How do we feel about Gwuh and Bwuh though,,

I dunno,, you look oddly food shaped,,, your speech patterns are also giving off food vibes!!

Look at this food!

//IRL Mouth (throat) #spritescopes

See, don’t you feel much safer in here? No? Good 🙂‍↕️💕

(I feel awkward every time i bring it up but uhhhhh heres a reminder that I have a fansly where I post more of my endoscope stuff as well as lewd-er pics!!! Go check it out if u dare 👀 ✨)

fansly.com/CicadaSized

I’m so wise and clever,,,,

I deem you fennec fox !