Your school won in court but your budget is cut 20% so you’re firing two techs and not taking any PhD students. Your grant is up for renewal in 2027, sorry but Jay Bhattacharya has classified it as woke. Meanwhile 10 pharma recruiters are in your inbox. American science is straight up fucked.

The Tristram Shandy movie is very fun

THANK YOY TOM

I am your river, you are my canyon, Charlie Brown

You guys should go out more it's good for content