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I think you should play Bloom and Rage. It's a good game, but that's beside the important part — Dino's in the credits
A very tiny crunchy image of Dino the cat making an astonished face with eyes and mouth wide open. A screenshot of the credits for Bloom and Rage. Under the section "Production Pets", there is a list of several pet names, like Bagel, Brouette, Gus etc... The name Dino in the middle of the list is encircled by a red heart.
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
🫂🫂
Dino the cat sitting on two humans at once. The humans are under a blanket, but there are two clear shapes indicating Dino is sitting on one human, but has is front paws on the other human, like he can't decide which of his two humans he wants to sleep on. Dino the cat is sleeping in an almost perfect circle, with just one back foot sticking out. The shape is very reminiscent of the shape of shrimp. A photograph of a squirrel perched on a tiny knot/branch in a tree. It is looking directly and inquisitively at the camera, almost as if it expects the photographer to have food. Its bushy tail is raised behind it, giving it a goofy silhouette. A photograph of a squirrel diggin around in the dirt.
March 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
this one's me !
A screenshot of the Last Minute Gifts Holiday Market. The screenshot focuses on an entry for YourAverageJoke.
December 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
I'm providing 4 black and white character portraits for this ! they'll be in this style 👇🏻

All you have to do to redeem one is donate a minimum of $50 to the cause as described in the linked post, and fill in a request for my offering in the market
Various black and white portraits ranging from sketchy flat shaded to detailed blended shade. The subjects' expressions vary from broody, to mysterious, to happy, to confident. Each is lovingly rendered.
December 11, 2024 at 8:43 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
i have another very important announcement
Dino the cat is sleeping curled up into a little ball. One leg is sticking out and he's hugging that leg as he sleeps.
December 10, 2024 at 3:36 AM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
they will be like these:
Black and white sketch portraits of various characters and people.
December 8, 2024 at 6:27 AM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
i have an announcement to make:
Dino the cat sleeping very snuggly against his human. The human is sat at a desk, with an arm of on the desk, and Dino is curled up against the human's chest, head lying on the arm. Dino the cat snuggling their human on the desk, again. This time, the human is in different clothes, implying a different day. Dino is lying with his head tucked up on the human's chest, and is hugging one of his back feet.
December 5, 2024 at 2:42 AM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
also im in love with this plate
Closeup screenshot of the details on a dinner plate's edge. There's a painted red flower, next to a painted bird with a blue head and golden body. The bird has a very wide eye open, which give it a slightly startled look.
November 29, 2024 at 2:56 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
hi everyone i would like to show you my #cat, Dino:
Dino the cat is sleeping on the sofa, curled up on his side with a paw delicately hiding his face. Dino the cat is seated on a sofa. He's got a ribbon on his head imitating the way old babushkas wear their scarves. Dino the cat is sleeping in his favourite position: curled up with his back legs stretched all the way outwards, and both his front paws stretched out on top of his back legs. Dino the cat is in a cardboard box much bigger than him. The box's top flaps are closed, except one which is propped open by Dino poking his head out. Only Dino's eyes and little nose are visible.
October 18, 2024 at 2:14 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
(for context, my partner is belgian and so we're used to comparing the distances of belgium vs canada and laughing about how tiny belgium is...)
A zoomed in map of the province of Ontario, Canada in light grey. The country of Colombia is overlayed on top in semi-transparent blue. It takes up roughly the same surface area as Ontario. The country of Belgium is also present, a tiny red shape that fits very comfortably in the space between Sudbury, Ontario and Toronto, Ontario, a distance which is 4 hours of travel time.
October 15, 2024 at 3:17 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
man i was gonna sass you like "yeah well in my home town, the nearest ikea was 4 hours away!" and i was basing this sass on the fact that canada is huge, but holy shit colombia is huge too... it takes up at least as much surface area as my home province, so the distances are comparable😅
A zoomed in map of the province of Ontario, Canada in grey. Overlayed atop is the full-scale country of Colombia in semi-transparent blue. A line is traced from Sudbury, Ontario to Toronto, Ontario in orange, and hows 4 hours of travel time. Colombia takes up approximately the same surface area of Ontario. A more zoomed out map where all of Canada and the USA are visible in light grey. The full-scale shape of Colombia is visible in semi-transparent blue, covering the province of Ontario, Canada. It takes up roughly the same surface area.
October 15, 2024 at 3:13 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
btw if anyone wants to find this on tenor, any combination of these tags should do it:
A screenshot of multiple tags reading "kim", "kim kitsuragi", "youraveragejoke", "blingee" and "picmix".
October 7, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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The emoji of Unga pleading followed by the "UNGA?" emoji. Next is the Bunga emoji making an angry face followed by the "NO" emoji. The last emoji is Unga crying.
July 31, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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he always gets so sad after they leave, tho ! he starts yelling from the balcony and then comes running into the office to mournfully express his woes.
Dino the cat is sat on the balcony wall facing away from the alley below, instead looking towards the inside of the apartment.
April 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
absolutely love it when dino's on the balcony and i can hear him chatting with a passerby cooing at him 🥰
Dino the cat is up on the balcony wall looking at passersby in the alley below. He looks curious and happy.
April 26, 2024 at 8:20 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
meanwhile, in Drummondville, Quebec
April 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
i want a garden so bad
Very crunchy image of a possum yelling.
March 27, 2024 at 3:50 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
A year and a half later and this project remains such a fond memory for me. I'm so grateful for everyone who participated in bringing the community together.

Available here: averagejoke.itch.io/disco-elysiu...

#DiscoElysium
Cover of the Disco Elysium colouring book project featuring a half coloured sketch of Kim Kitsuragi dressed in casual clothing, enjoying an ice cream cone.
March 13, 2024 at 2:52 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
success !
6 baguettes distributed on two cookie sheets. they are golden brown, fresh out of the oven.
March 5, 2024 at 4:48 AM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
uni-ball signo ! best pens I've ever used.
A photo of a Uni-ball Signo DX pen placed on a wooden desk.
February 5, 2024 at 8:10 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
he's already such a big boy !! look at how little he was when i got him nn
Baby Dino the cat, lying on the floor. He is TINY. Baby Dino the cat, lounging on his human's mouse pad. He's small enough to mostly fit on it. Baby Dino the cat lying on his back next to his human. He's so little that his human's hand, which is scratching his belly, covers his whole chest.
February 5, 2024 at 6:03 AM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
post birthday wet food naps
Dino the cat is sleeping half-seated m, leaning his upper body up against the couch back, and seated with his back legs sticking out. His front paws are extended to rest on top of the back legs. A close up of Dino's paws, highlighting the pink and black variation of his toe beans.
February 4, 2024 at 10:53 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
It's dino's birthday today ! He gets fancy wet food with an unlit candle to celebrate.

He is 2-ish !
A photo of a human holding a silver pet food plate, about to serve it to Dino the cat. Dino is sitting nicely for his treat. The treat in question is a cake of wet cat food with an unlit pink birthday candle on it. Zoomed in photo of a cardboard box showing mostly the top flaps. Dino the cat is inside the box, peeking out of the shut box flaps. The box flap rests on his head, flattening his ears, and his eyes are mischievous. His little paw is sticking out of the box, resting on the unopened flap. Dino the cat is curled up on a blanket. He is looking just off camera, relaxed and curious. He has one little paw sticking out to show up his little pink beans, while the rest of his feet are curled up under him. Dino the cat is resting on an Hemnes couch. There is a green flannel sheet covering the mattresses, and blue cushions all around him. The couchbed is largely in shadow except for a single square of light shining directly where Dino is lying. He is looking off camera, calm and pensive, with one front paw dangling off the side of the mattress.
February 4, 2024 at 9:23 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
i want to be dino for a day 🥲
Dino the cat is curled up on a wool blanket, blissfully napping. He's nestled amongst cushions and his human, in the most comfy looking nest. The human has extrapolated themself from the nest, abandoning Dino the cat on the sofa. Dino is now lying on the sofa alone, wrapped up in the wool blanket. He is still very much asleep and very cozy.
February 2, 2024 at 7:24 PM
youraveragejoke.bsky.social
truly a revolutionary step in ms paint functionality
December 21, 2023 at 8:05 PM