Man he’s stoned. Look at those eyes. You can’t crimb when you’ve been hitting the catnip all afternoon.

He’s now on a monologue about how slavery was very justifiable when he was alive. I have turned my laptop off and on like five times and he won’t stop. May need to buy a new computer.

@gonzo.bsky.social can teach him how to do tax and wire fraud. Numerous cats seem to excel at that and then argue that “ca’ats can’t do math” at trial but the Supreme Court rejected that argument in US v. Heathcliff (1991). The maximum sentence that can be handed down is no churu for one week.

Honestly there needs to be a huge investigation into these pardons when powers change.

What do your beans smell like?