just domming myself as I do my little household tasks. that's right you minx empty this dishwasher. what have you got there, a saucepan? put that fucking saucepan in the drawer

now what the fuck would a horse do with a medal

we have a puppy, her name is Edie. also, my name is Reid now, dunno if that information ever made it to the main Twitter tl.

Cocktober? I hardly know ‘er

bought from a place in Italy that makes handmade leather goods. got no less than 20 emails between placing my order and getting it in then post. absolutely insane amount of correspondence for two belts.