Yosemite Daddy
@yosemitedaddy.bsky.social
📍Chicago
Relax don’t do it when you want to come.
Anybody looking for a bate bro?!
Relax don’t do it when you want to come.
Anybody looking for a bate bro?!
Pinned
I’m going to need 4 volunteers.
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m going to need 4 volunteers.
Internet crushes are great because just like real life crushes I don’t talk to them either 🫠
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Internet crushes are great because just like real life crushes I don’t talk to them either 🫠
Me and who?!
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Me and who?!
It’s time for Sunday service. Come worship.
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It’s time for Sunday service. Come worship.
I’m high & horny, if you even care.
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’m high & horny, if you even care.
One doesn’t choose NNN*; NNN chooses you.
Because SAD.
*I have nutted in November but it’s been over a week and, maybe, I’ll be horny again.
Because SAD.
*I have nutted in November but it’s been over a week and, maybe, I’ll be horny again.
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
One doesn’t choose NNN*; NNN chooses you.
Because SAD.
*I have nutted in November but it’s been over a week and, maybe, I’ll be horny again.
Because SAD.
*I have nutted in November but it’s been over a week and, maybe, I’ll be horny again.
After six months of being paid not to work (thanks, Elon!), I started a new job this week, which means slow, lazy, naked mornings are likely a casualty 😢
Also I’ll once again be tired, grumpy, and all-around unpleasant until I can retire in 20+ years.
#humpday
Also I’ll once again be tired, grumpy, and all-around unpleasant until I can retire in 20+ years.
#humpday
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
After six months of being paid not to work (thanks, Elon!), I started a new job this week, which means slow, lazy, naked mornings are likely a casualty 😢
Also I’ll once again be tired, grumpy, and all-around unpleasant until I can retire in 20+ years.
#humpday
Also I’ll once again be tired, grumpy, and all-around unpleasant until I can retire in 20+ years.
#humpday
Ok, one more. I’ve rarely felt hotter.
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ok, one more. I’ve rarely felt hotter.
Happy Halloween! Be safe, y’all.
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Happy Halloween! Be safe, y’all.
High & horny while editing my Halloween costume photo shoot.
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
High & horny while editing my Halloween costume photo shoot.
I say show me your dick a lot for someone, who in fact, wants you to show me your dick.
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I say show me your dick a lot for someone, who in fact, wants you to show me your dick.
That we all come here to share nudes is 🥰
Especially considering as a horny teenager in the late 90s/early 00s how many family computers I wrecked with viruses 🤭
Especially considering as a horny teenager in the late 90s/early 00s how many family computers I wrecked with viruses 🤭
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That we all come here to share nudes is 🥰
Especially considering as a horny teenager in the late 90s/early 00s how many family computers I wrecked with viruses 🤭
Especially considering as a horny teenager in the late 90s/early 00s how many family computers I wrecked with viruses 🤭
Tits sitting nicely this Tuesday.
October 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tits sitting nicely this Tuesday.
Willing to consider that I use too much weed and post too many nudes as a form of escapism that might need to be reined in; but also, unconvinced making any changes to either or both will actually make things better because this reality is currently an absolute disaster.
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Willing to consider that I use too much weed and post too many nudes as a form of escapism that might need to be reined in; but also, unconvinced making any changes to either or both will actually make things better because this reality is currently an absolute disaster.
SFW on the Lord’s day. But what you do with it can be NSFW, if you choose.
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
SFW on the Lord’s day. But what you do with it can be NSFW, if you choose.
You coming to breakfast?
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You coming to breakfast?