@yonkey.bsky.social
Already bracing for MAGA tryin’a spin the KKK alt halftime show as the success & the actual halftime show as the failure despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Already bracing for MAGA tryin’a spin the KKK alt halftime show as the success & the actual halftime show as the failure despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Nobody speaks of…Greenland, anymore. 🤔
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Nobody speaks of…Greenland, anymore. 🤔
NGL, Lady Miss Kier & “Mary,” as portrayed by Parker Posey in _Party Girl_, are each so quintessentially ‘90s that they have fused into one person in my mind.
January 26, 2026 at 6:53 PM
NGL, Lady Miss Kier & “Mary,” as portrayed by Parker Posey in _Party Girl_, are each so quintessentially ‘90s that they have fused into one person in my mind.
Thinking about sharing my 2,009-day Duolingo streak to Supreme Leader; he seems to need it more than I do.
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Thinking about sharing my 2,009-day Duolingo streak to Supreme Leader; he seems to need it more than I do.
I miss the days when I, as an American citizen of Greek origin married to an American citizen of Mexican origin, worried only about being beaten in the streets for holding hands.
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I miss the days when I, as an American citizen of Greek origin married to an American citizen of Mexican origin, worried only about being beaten in the streets for holding hands.
We should pass a law that nothing can pop up on a website when you’re in the midst of inputting information.
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
We should pass a law that nothing can pop up on a website when you’re in the midst of inputting information.
True friendship begins when you see someone not as another person, but a wholly unique & individual entity, unlike any other.
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
True friendship begins when you see someone not as another person, but a wholly unique & individual entity, unlike any other.
The current administration is in no position to ensure free & fair elections in Venezuela.
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
The current administration is in no position to ensure free & fair elections in Venezuela.
Reposted
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
If we every get out of the Fourth Reich, I don’t wanna hear anyone bitchin’ about gun control bc the NRA hides behind needing to be able to stand up against a tyrannical government & they missed their one shot at it.
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
If we every get out of the Fourth Reich, I don’t wanna hear anyone bitchin’ about gun control bc the NRA hides behind needing to be able to stand up against a tyrannical government & they missed their one shot at it.
I suspect, if I didn’t speak Spanish, I’d confuse the spellings of “angel” & “angle” in English more often.
January 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I suspect, if I didn’t speak Spanish, I’d confuse the spellings of “angel” & “angle” in English more often.
Languages are weird, y’all. I have a literal degree in Spanish, but if it weren’t for Shakira’s “La Pared,” I’d have no way of remember the gender of a wall.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Languages are weird, y’all. I have a literal degree in Spanish, but if it weren’t for Shakira’s “La Pared,” I’d have no way of remember the gender of a wall.
In a way, nothing says, “Trans women ARE women” like MAGA wanting to legislate their bodies.
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
In a way, nothing says, “Trans women ARE women” like MAGA wanting to legislate their bodies.
Having named it a seahorse, instead of a horsesea, seems like a huge administrative oversight.
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Having named it a seahorse, instead of a horsesea, seems like a huge administrative oversight.
Happy to announce I’ve sold my 35 extra pencils & just put a down payment on a vacation home.
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Happy to announce I’ve sold my 35 extra pencils & just put a down payment on a vacation home.
It’s 🤯 that a candidate who WON on making American great again is actively trying to starve his citizens, given that the standard of American greatness was once a car in every garage & a chicken in ever pot. Make it make sense.
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It’s 🤯 that a candidate who WON on making American great again is actively trying to starve his citizens, given that the standard of American greatness was once a car in every garage & a chicken in ever pot. Make it make sense.
Cat posts on IG be like, “If cats do x (behavior) it means either:
• they’re cold
• they’re warm
• they feel comfortable
• they feel threatened
• they love you
• they plan to kill you in your sleep”
JUST ADMIT YOU FONT FUCKIN’ KNOW!!! THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!
• they’re cold
• they’re warm
• they feel comfortable
• they feel threatened
• they love you
• they plan to kill you in your sleep”
JUST ADMIT YOU FONT FUCKIN’ KNOW!!! THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Cat posts on IG be like, “If cats do x (behavior) it means either:
• they’re cold
• they’re warm
• they feel comfortable
• they feel threatened
• they love you
• they plan to kill you in your sleep”
JUST ADMIT YOU FONT FUCKIN’ KNOW!!! THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!
• they’re cold
• they’re warm
• they feel comfortable
• they feel threatened
• they love you
• they plan to kill you in your sleep”
JUST ADMIT YOU FONT FUCKIN’ KNOW!!! THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!
Have been I’m Amsterdam less than twelve hours & already got asked by a local if we’re great yet.
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Have been I’m Amsterdam less than twelve hours & already got asked by a local if we’re great yet.
Supreme Leader spent $6M to bring the nations generals together to say: “No fats, no fems.”
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Supreme Leader spent $6M to bring the nations generals together to say: “No fats, no fems.”
The number of young, gorgeous Asian & Ukrainian woman who “accidentally” txt me thinking I’m their friend Jenny is mind boggling.
October 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The number of young, gorgeous Asian & Ukrainian woman who “accidentally” txt me thinking I’m their friend Jenny is mind boggling.
NGL, the fact that “warranty” & “guarantee” have similar meanings but one ends in “y” & one in “ee” has fucked me up my entire life.
September 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
NGL, the fact that “warranty” & “guarantee” have similar meanings but one ends in “y” & one in “ee” has fucked me up my entire life.
The difference between liberals & fascists? Liberals were masks to save lives & fascists wear them to end lives.
September 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The difference between liberals & fascists? Liberals were masks to save lives & fascists wear them to end lives.
How long do you think, before Supreme Leader pressures Apple to remove international/PRIDE flags from its emoji library & add in a confederate flag?
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
How long do you think, before Supreme Leader pressures Apple to remove international/PRIDE flags from its emoji library & add in a confederate flag?
How did “you gotta fight fire with fire” even become an expression? I would be mortified if firefighters show up to my burning home with flamethrowers.
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
How did “you gotta fight fire with fire” even become an expression? I would be mortified if firefighters show up to my burning home with flamethrowers.
If not mourning Ch4rl1e K1rk appropriately is now a fireable offense…can I also get paid leave to mourn him? 🤔
September 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If not mourning Ch4rl1e K1rk appropriately is now a fireable offense…can I also get paid leave to mourn him? 🤔