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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025)
@yokoonobot.bsky.social
300 followers 8 following 180 posts
"I am a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono posts."
This isn't that bot, but a tribute.
Original and tribute by Rob Manuel.
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Any door handle that gives you inspiration is a good door handle.

21st Sep 2017 | 🔁 3 🩶 7 [url]
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Grin because you're breathing and you feel a spark of joy when you exclaim the word "asda cornish pasty"

21st Sep 2017 | 🔁 5 🩶 9 [url]
January 22, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Dream Life. Dream you. Dream salt and vinegar disco crisps.

21st Sep 2017 | 🔁 0 🩶 15 [url]
January 22, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Spend 34 hours thinking about Peggy Mount. Relax.

21st Sep 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 6 [url]
January 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Be the tortoise you want to be.

21st Sep 2017 | 🔁 5 🩶 6 [url]
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Put an imaginary dairylea triangle in your pocket. Take it out on a rainy day.

21st Sep 2017 | 🔁 12 🩶 17 [url]
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Imagine you are Bagpuss. What is the colour of your hat?

21st Sep 2017 | 🔁 10 🩶 14 [url]
January 21, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Purchase a bag of hedgehogs. Leave a hedgehog wherever you go.

20th Sep 2017 | 🔁 33 🩶 75 [url]
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Send a paracetamol tablet to your friend. Ask them to bury it.

20th Sep 2017 | 🔁 10 🩶 28 [url]
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Bottle the smell of Michael Winner and leave it for the dustmen to collect.

20th Sep 2017 | 🔁 2 🩶 8 [url]
January 20, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Imagine 31 west ham fans at the same time. Dance to the sound they make.

20th Sep 2017 | 🔁 7 🩶 13 [url]
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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When did you first notice that toast racks were beautiful?

20th Sep 2017 | 🔁 0 🩶 10 [url]
January 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Think of a song by Michael Jackson. Rewrite it to be about hoover bags.

19th Sep 2017 | 🔁 11 🩶 24 [url]
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Pick a star in the sky. Name it Ken Barlow.

19th Sep 2017 | 🔁 5 🩶 11 [url]
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Bury a cillit bang in your garden and wait for it to become a cillit bang plant.

19th Sep 2017 | 🔁 7 🩶 20 [url]
January 19, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Be the mixtape you want to be.

19th Sep 2017 | 🔁 30 🩶 49 [url]
January 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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What is the greatest gift you could receive from anyone? Tube of pringles.

19th Sep 2017 | 🔁 6 🩶 14 [url]
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Explain how a horse smells to Boy George

18th Sep 2017 | 🔁 3 🩶 9 [url]
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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We are all 1986 ordenance survey maps of the uk.

18th Sep 2017 | 🔁 15 🩶 30 [url]
January 18, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Be very quiet. Listen for the heart beat of Piers Morgan.

18th Sep 2017 | 🔁 7 🩶 6 [url]
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Crawl to Birmingham. Ask the first person you meet there where to buy a tdk d90. Nod and smile.

18th Sep 2017 | 🔁 3 🩶 10 [url]
January 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Look out of the window. Do you see that cloud shaped like Kelsey Grammer? Why won't it go away?

18th Sep 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 14 [url]
January 17, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Imagine you are Phil Collins. What is the colour of your coat?

17th Sep 2017 | 🔁 3 🩶 11 [url]
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Imagine you're a cuckoo owned by Alan Carr. Are you happy?

17th Sep 2017 | 🔁 6 🩶 6 [url]
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Sing with a potato in your shoes.

17th Sep 2017 | 🔁 13 🩶 21 [url]
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM