Yog-shi
@yog-shi.bsky.social
Old and worn, but cartoons and bad jokes keep me going / Functional alcoholic, Recovering academic / Infrequently R-18 / Presumptuously a friend
Shikamaru silently observing Chocho having a full on chuuni delusion as Mitsuki tries to logic her out of it to no avail & that's a smokescreen for Sarada social engineering Boruto through his cats cradle hangups so she can have an excuse2chase after her own dad
Shika: I miss death battles #BortYog
Shika: I miss death battles #BortYog
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Shikamaru silently observing Chocho having a full on chuuni delusion as Mitsuki tries to logic her out of it to no avail & that's a smokescreen for Sarada social engineering Boruto through his cats cradle hangups so she can have an excuse2chase after her own dad
Shika: I miss death battles #BortYog
Shika: I miss death battles #BortYog
By writ of questioning her own existence, Sarada instantly & automatically becomes the best written character in the Nobody Asked For This sequel series
Bit of a paradox tho, isnt it? She makes "Boruto" worth the time investment, even as she deliberately pokes at the fragile house of cards #BortYog
Bit of a paradox tho, isnt it? She makes "Boruto" worth the time investment, even as she deliberately pokes at the fragile house of cards #BortYog
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
By writ of questioning her own existence, Sarada instantly & automatically becomes the best written character in the Nobody Asked For This sequel series
Bit of a paradox tho, isnt it? She makes "Boruto" worth the time investment, even as she deliberately pokes at the fragile house of cards #BortYog
Bit of a paradox tho, isnt it? She makes "Boruto" worth the time investment, even as she deliberately pokes at the fragile house of cards #BortYog
If Kishimoto / Ikemoto weren't cowards when designing her, Boruto-era Sakura would have a belly ring or stud of some kind. Why is your dress always flared open HUHH?! #BortYog
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If Kishimoto / Ikemoto weren't cowards when designing her, Boruto-era Sakura would have a belly ring or stud of some kind. Why is your dress always flared open HUHH?! #BortYog
recreating an old reddit post I still think about
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Yoooo. This is crazy. Did Boruto's Dad have another kid who died??
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Yoooo. This is crazy. Did Boruto's Dad have another kid who died??
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
recreating an old reddit post I still think about
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Yoooo. This is crazy. Did Boruto's Dad have another kid who died??
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Yoooo. This is crazy. Did Boruto's Dad have another kid who died??
YOUR SON IS 10 YEARS OLD AND YOU'VE NEVER TAKEN HIM TO ICHIRAKU'S BEFORE?! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AND WHERE'S NARUTO
I'm scared. #BortYog
I'm scared. #BortYog
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
YOUR SON IS 10 YEARS OLD AND YOU'VE NEVER TAKEN HIM TO ICHIRAKU'S BEFORE?! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AND WHERE'S NARUTO
I'm scared. #BortYog
I'm scared. #BortYog
Ep18 of Boruto. Very conflicted. In present-time, domestic Uzumaki family stuff. S'good
Load bearing sin in the flashback. Naruto becoming the Hokage shouldn't have been joke fodder. Is it funny? Yes. But I'm offended. Him running late would've been fine on its own. Mocks reader investment #BortYog
Load bearing sin in the flashback. Naruto becoming the Hokage shouldn't have been joke fodder. Is it funny? Yes. But I'm offended. Him running late would've been fine on its own. Mocks reader investment #BortYog
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Ep18 of Boruto. Very conflicted. In present-time, domestic Uzumaki family stuff. S'good
Load bearing sin in the flashback. Naruto becoming the Hokage shouldn't have been joke fodder. Is it funny? Yes. But I'm offended. Him running late would've been fine on its own. Mocks reader investment #BortYog
Load bearing sin in the flashback. Naruto becoming the Hokage shouldn't have been joke fodder. Is it funny? Yes. But I'm offended. Him running late would've been fine on its own. Mocks reader investment #BortYog
1st not even tangentially plot relevant ep of Boruto (wont call any of this "filler" b/c I'm ignoring that the manga exists for now)
it's not good. Not the worst episode I've seen out of the 16 so far, that'd be episode 2 or 4, but ehhh. Lee, my man, nice to see you again, your son's awful #BortYog
it's not good. Not the worst episode I've seen out of the 16 so far, that'd be episode 2 or 4, but ehhh. Lee, my man, nice to see you again, your son's awful #BortYog
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
1st not even tangentially plot relevant ep of Boruto (wont call any of this "filler" b/c I'm ignoring that the manga exists for now)
it's not good. Not the worst episode I've seen out of the 16 so far, that'd be episode 2 or 4, but ehhh. Lee, my man, nice to see you again, your son's awful #BortYog
it's not good. Not the worst episode I've seen out of the 16 so far, that'd be episode 2 or 4, but ehhh. Lee, my man, nice to see you again, your son's awful #BortYog
"Naruto" --- Team 7 is an entirely dysfunctional emotional mess and they will make it everyone's problem,
"Boruto" --- Team 7 remains an entirely dysfunctional emotional mess because neither saving the world or trying to kill eachother is a viable substitute for group therapy #BortYog
"Boruto" --- Team 7 remains an entirely dysfunctional emotional mess because neither saving the world or trying to kill eachother is a viable substitute for group therapy #BortYog
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"Naruto" --- Team 7 is an entirely dysfunctional emotional mess and they will make it everyone's problem,
"Boruto" --- Team 7 remains an entirely dysfunctional emotional mess because neither saving the world or trying to kill eachother is a viable substitute for group therapy #BortYog
"Boruto" --- Team 7 remains an entirely dysfunctional emotional mess because neither saving the world or trying to kill eachother is a viable substitute for group therapy #BortYog
"Can't handle this shit anymore, going to do something *easy* like covert ops instead, besides, you already look more like a teacher than I do" #BortYog
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Can't handle this shit anymore, going to do something *easy* like covert ops instead, besides, you already look more like a teacher than I do" #BortYog
That's cuz you were raised by the Big Bad who surgically removed all human emotions, & seems to treat house arrest political asylum as a fun game to pass the time with while conducting dubious experiments that are less inhumane than mass slaughter; which he used to do.
...You're a good kid #BortYog
...You're a good kid #BortYog
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
That's cuz you were raised by the Big Bad who surgically removed all human emotions, & seems to treat house arrest political asylum as a fun game to pass the time with while conducting dubious experiments that are less inhumane than mass slaughter; which he used to do.
...You're a good kid #BortYog
...You're a good kid #BortYog
Mitsuki has now been shown tracking Boruto, Shikadai, and Sumire by putting white snakes on them.
Latest example.
What I want to know is where the snakes crawl onto the victims and how do they not notice when the snake leaves, at the very least??? #BortYog
Latest example.
What I want to know is where the snakes crawl onto the victims and how do they not notice when the snake leaves, at the very least??? #BortYog
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Mitsuki has now been shown tracking Boruto, Shikadai, and Sumire by putting white snakes on them.
Latest example.
What I want to know is where the snakes crawl onto the victims and how do they not notice when the snake leaves, at the very least??? #BortYog
Latest example.
What I want to know is where the snakes crawl onto the victims and how do they not notice when the snake leaves, at the very least??? #BortYog
AND IN THE CONTEXT OF THE EPISODE, it's much more bearable. He's only bitching to Mitsuki after Naruto has to run back to the office in the middle of family dinner. And Then Mitsuki reveals his dark secret that was obvious to everyone who saw the prequel series, and we move on. #BortYog
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
AND IN THE CONTEXT OF THE EPISODE, it's much more bearable. He's only bitching to Mitsuki after Naruto has to run back to the office in the middle of family dinner. And Then Mitsuki reveals his dark secret that was obvious to everyone who saw the prequel series, and we move on. #BortYog
the episode preview for Boruto #12, by Boruto.
I'm dying. I'm getting ulcers. And an aneurysm or two. I promise. I am actually enjoying this show to an extent. And I think the kid is neat enough.
but shut your fucking mouth. Did they *want* longtime fans to hate the spinoff? So alienating #BortYog
I'm dying. I'm getting ulcers. And an aneurysm or two. I promise. I am actually enjoying this show to an extent. And I think the kid is neat enough.
but shut your fucking mouth. Did they *want* longtime fans to hate the spinoff? So alienating #BortYog
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
the episode preview for Boruto #12, by Boruto.
I'm dying. I'm getting ulcers. And an aneurysm or two. I promise. I am actually enjoying this show to an extent. And I think the kid is neat enough.
but shut your fucking mouth. Did they *want* longtime fans to hate the spinoff? So alienating #BortYog
I'm dying. I'm getting ulcers. And an aneurysm or two. I promise. I am actually enjoying this show to an extent. And I think the kid is neat enough.
but shut your fucking mouth. Did they *want* longtime fans to hate the spinoff? So alienating #BortYog
![Metal, leaning against the door: [you'll get better faster] "without those noisy guys around—"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g5qyfsncqfrkm5ea4e6lwnjh/bafkreialknrec5rxludvj6gctknknll6j4twqkrgrkk3pjuzvt3quzrlfy@jpeg)
I should tell you about the time I ran into a postal ninja took us 3 days to travel halfway across the country just to give Ero-s... my old teacher some blank paper to write on. That's why I made Konoha develop a mailing system
Is that true? wasn't in your biography
Not the print version! #BortYog
Is that true? wasn't in your biography
Not the print version! #BortYog
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I should tell you about the time I ran into a postal ninja took us 3 days to travel halfway across the country just to give Ero-s... my old teacher some blank paper to write on. That's why I made Konoha develop a mailing system
Is that true? wasn't in your biography
Not the print version! #BortYog
Is that true? wasn't in your biography
Not the print version! #BortYog
These privileged ass brats can't even do the Turtle Hermit style training of delivering mail around town for a day. Diminishes the impact of every fight scene in the show so far. Guess y'all weren't working that hard! Work on your cardio You sicken me. Not you Mitsuki, keep up the good work #BortYog
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
These privileged ass brats can't even do the Turtle Hermit style training of delivering mail around town for a day. Diminishes the impact of every fight scene in the show so far. Guess y'all weren't working that hard! Work on your cardio You sicken me. Not you Mitsuki, keep up the good work #BortYog
Does it count as a movie date if you and your osananajimi have to assault the actor (demonically possessed) staring in the movie instead of watching the film? #BortYog
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Does it count as a movie date if you and your osananajimi have to assault the actor (demonically possessed) staring in the movie instead of watching the film? #BortYog
fuck you fuck you go away shitty ass movie villain. Stop being canon, right now. Oh sure I guess I'm happy that I wasted hours of my life watching "The Last" so I at least know who you are, but honestly I'm jealous of the hypothetical me that has no idea who you are Tommy boy #BortYog
![Toneri: "Your eye will guide you..."
[and it's really dumb you havent asked any direct questions about it, you've been in multiple fights by now]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g5qyfsncqfrkm5ea4e6lwnjh/bafkreicjxf6ct5fisccfu2nh6uaspgsehvbvxin6lvjtxduds2jhmuo2zu@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
fuck you fuck you go away shitty ass movie villain. Stop being canon, right now. Oh sure I guess I'm happy that I wasted hours of my life watching "The Last" so I at least know who you are, but honestly I'm jealous of the hypothetical me that has no idea who you are Tommy boy #BortYog
"Boruto" does not feel like a real show at least once every episode, entirely due to unremarkable incidental shots like these. The internal friction between my expectations and "reality" is too much. #BortYog
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Boruto" does not feel like a real show at least once every episode, entirely due to unremarkable incidental shots like these. The internal friction between my expectations and "reality" is too much. #BortYog
"the girls have a stalker" episode force me to confront an interesting issue. Per Part1 of Naruto, the main cast themselves are preteens, but I dont see them as kids unless consciously making a story critique. If a similar ep had occurred there I'd think "beat the sneaky enemy" not "ahhhhh" #BortYog
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"the girls have a stalker" episode force me to confront an interesting issue. Per Part1 of Naruto, the main cast themselves are preteens, but I dont see them as kids unless consciously making a story critique. If a similar ep had occurred there I'd think "beat the sneaky enemy" not "ahhhhh" #BortYog
Shika+Naruto nodding to eachother like bitches
"Good thing Our longtime friend was mindcontrolled and tried to kill our kids, it was a valuable combat learning experience. If he had just gone evil instead our children would be dead. Great job being a good very powerful guy w/ insecurities" #BortYog
"Good thing Our longtime friend was mindcontrolled and tried to kill our kids, it was a valuable combat learning experience. If he had just gone evil instead our children would be dead. Great job being a good very powerful guy w/ insecurities" #BortYog
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Shika+Naruto nodding to eachother like bitches
"Good thing Our longtime friend was mindcontrolled and tried to kill our kids, it was a valuable combat learning experience. If he had just gone evil instead our children would be dead. Great job being a good very powerful guy w/ insecurities" #BortYog
"Good thing Our longtime friend was mindcontrolled and tried to kill our kids, it was a valuable combat learning experience. If he had just gone evil instead our children would be dead. Great job being a good very powerful guy w/ insecurities" #BortYog