Grandmaster B-Hud
@yodacat.bsky.social
Resident of the South Coast. Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher. Voted One of the Preferred Men Online.
There's the time I got him to admit he's the biggest possible douche he can be
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There's the time I got him to admit he's the biggest possible douche he can be
Ones at NASA do.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ones at NASA do.
I would win an argument with an astronaut.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I would win an argument with an astronaut.
There's only a few healthy ways for mass to leave your body...
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
There's only a few healthy ways for mass to leave your body...
Eddie Bauer is like Lucchese to y'all. Congrats.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Eddie Bauer is like Lucchese to y'all. Congrats.
I wish I had that power
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I wish I had that power
That's some damn fine consolidation!
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
That's some damn fine consolidation!
The face of someone who's been called the n word in public
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The face of someone who's been called the n word in public
You should try calming down
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You should try calming down
Well they do a fine job of it
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Well they do a fine job of it
No spoiler plz thx
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
No spoiler plz thx
sbput. Good job SwiftKey. This is a common word I use.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
sbput. Good job SwiftKey. This is a common word I use.
Wow this says so much sbput you. Didn't realize I was following. Big yikes.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Wow this says so much sbput you. Didn't realize I was following. Big yikes.
Impossibly Irish
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Impossibly Irish
You didn't grasp at sand and you didn't cause any of it by being happy. Just wanted to make sure you didn't think you slipped that bullshit by anyone.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You didn't grasp at sand and you didn't cause any of it by being happy. Just wanted to make sure you didn't think you slipped that bullshit by anyone.
GOT DAMN
a person is playing basketball in the snow with a basketball hoop
ALT: a person is playing basketball in the snow with a basketball hoop
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
GOT DAMN
I often cry into my sushi, wondering how much better it could tasted if only it was extra woke.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I often cry into my sushi, wondering how much better it could tasted if only it was extra woke.
Yes, tell Tob about the child's testicles, which he expressed interest in.
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yes, tell Tob about the child's testicles, which he expressed interest in.