Juan
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Cooking
He/Him
That’s lovely ☺️ but these parcels aren’t going to deliver them selves
Go on give it a shove
Go on give it a shove
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December 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
That’s lovely ☺️ but these parcels aren’t going to deliver them selves
Go on give it a shove
Go on give it a shove
Ooh this one sounds expensive.
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December 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Ooh this one sounds expensive.
No wonder the postman always rings twice. 😂
December 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
No wonder the postman always rings twice. 😂
Did you just call me “Slick”? Pal!
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December 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Did you just call me “Slick”? Pal!
Right back at you
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December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Right back at you
Ooh I feel better now
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December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ooh I feel better now
Best description I’ve ever heard.
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Best description I’ve ever heard.
I quite enjoy finding ways to use up veg and like you I usually have ramen in the store cupboard.
Ramen is a favourite of mine.
Ramen is a favourite of mine.
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I quite enjoy finding ways to use up veg and like you I usually have ramen in the store cupboard.
Ramen is a favourite of mine.
Ramen is a favourite of mine.
That looks super tasty, Sam
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
That looks super tasty, Sam
I’m so sorry, Gerri. How awful.
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I’m so sorry, Gerri. How awful.
I was just looking 🤷🏻♂️
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December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I was just looking 🤷🏻♂️
Hello, is that tasty breakfast takeaway?…. Oh! Erm, never mind.
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December 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Hello, is that tasty breakfast takeaway?…. Oh! Erm, never mind.
I think someone has got “a tart in the bedroom and a chef in the kitchen” a bit mixed up?
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I think someone has got “a tart in the bedroom and a chef in the kitchen” a bit mixed up?
Beware the phantom raspberry blower of Old London Town.
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December 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Beware the phantom raspberry blower of Old London Town.
Typical! Two woodland folk sticking together!
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Typical! Two woodland folk sticking together!
You know what?… Well I was skimming through your post, then that final line!
😂 😆
Douglas Adams would’ve needed at least a paragraph to get the same chuckle from me.
😂 😆
Douglas Adams would’ve needed at least a paragraph to get the same chuckle from me.
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
You know what?… Well I was skimming through your post, then that final line!
😂 😆
Douglas Adams would’ve needed at least a paragraph to get the same chuckle from me.
😂 😆
Douglas Adams would’ve needed at least a paragraph to get the same chuckle from me.
That does explain the short legs and absence of a nose
December 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
That does explain the short legs and absence of a nose
Something more basic then?
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December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Something more basic then?