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yikesahootie.bsky.social
@yikesahootie.bsky.social
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I like animals. Billionaires can pound sand. Spouse posts way too much on Wonkette.

TCMParty person

Not gonna lie, it’s turning grim out there. Don’t give up!
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A phone message for Jeffrey Epstein: “I have a female for him”
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Cat is in the Cat Spa while we are away

#caturday
Nala the cat has clocked me spying on her using the camera at the cattery very early in the morning
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Was this photo taken after Michael Jackson’s death? 😬
A newly-released photo of Jeffrey Epstein posing with an eerily pale Michael Jackson. They are standing in front of a painting of what appears to be a female form lying on a beach. There is also some sort of router thing on the floor plugged into the wall behind them.
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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And The Sphinx from Mystery Men!
Wes Studi, wearing a hooded cloak and a mask, as the enigmatic Sphinx in Mystery Men
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Detail of the photo — Trump’s hand which features a mismatched spackle of makeup
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Mad Magazine spokes-knucklehead Alfred E Neuman, with his catchphrase “What, Me Worry?”
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I have a very purry cat on my lap
Nala the very sweet cat is quite close to the camera. She has long fur and is a tabby brown and white Another view of Nala the cat. She is looking directly into the camera.
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Rombauer Chardonnay (aka Cougar Juice) now sadly owned by Gallo
Screenshot from the Rombauer Winery website, showing their Caneros Chardonnay
December 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Cousin?
Black Beast of Aaaaargghh from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It is an animated monster with a resemblance to a reptile except that it has two horns and a head with wicked teeth and multiple eyes
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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An opossum with red laser eyes
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Is Sluggo Irish or a Pearly?
The Pearly Band from the animated section of Mary Poppins, performing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious at the race track
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I never try to miss a Groucho Max movie

#TCMParty
#DoubleDynamite
A film poster for the film Double Dynamite, the poster is in Spanish and features Jane Russell in a glamorous black beaded gown, a clearly middle-aged Frank Sinatra even though it was filmed in 1948, and some fellow named Groucho Max who has a passing resemblance to one Groucho Marx
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I got this email last week… *sigh*
An email from E Jean Carroll, titled I LOVE OLIVIA NUZZI A bit more of that E Jean Carroll email, with the text: She's snapping the corset strings of so many starchy, snotty, jealous, suddenly strait-laced reporters, it sounds like 1825 not 2025. What do you think, Dangerous Reader? Is Olivia as vile as the Marquis de Sade? Or ... Is Olivia writing the story of a life time? Or ... Is she just a girl with boyfriend problems?
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Obligatory
Someone named toddkramer.eth posted in late 2021 on Twitter: I been hacked. all my apes gone. this just sold please help me
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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hmm
The weird little kid sitting in Nancy’s class, but wearing a Hitlerian moustache
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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lol found it

“The Master Blackmailer”
Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes, in the English gloom, wearing a ridiculous old-timey “hey I’m a crook” mask
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Howard Morris as Professor Lilloman in High Anxiety
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Found the water tower
Google map satellite view showing the water tower in Lannon Wisconsin (although technically it’s in Germantown?)
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Are you effing kidding me?!?

www.sfgate.com/national-par...
The new America the Beautiful National Parks Pass design, featuring poor old George Washington next to national disgrace and current president (for now) Fuckface McGee
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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This is a crazy-ass story

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Oski, who is a drunk short frat guy in a bear costume, gets “escorted” off the Stanford basketball court by a member of law enforcement, who looks sick of this shit
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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A white dude posing in a cheesy tuxedo tshirt
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Today at the Iron Horse Bridge over YVR in Walnut Creek

Lots of honking

cc: @news24-680.bsky.social

#indivisible
Multiple flags and signs on the Iron Horse Trail Pedestrian Bridge, saying things: TRUMP IS A PEDO, FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM, BELIEVE VICTIMS Another view of the bridge with all the anti-Trump signs The other side of the bridge, this time with a huge ☮️ peace emblem, a sign that says TRUMP SUCKS, and MAGA IS A CULT
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Tell me about it….
The end title card for a Swedish film , which reads SLUT which I thought was a bit harsh, tbh
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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This has been my avatar for weeks on a gaming site and I don’t think I will ever change it it’s so lovely and perfect
The best dog in the world as depicted by First Dog in the Moon
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Downdector showing that Britbox.com is not doing well
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM