There she is. Depriving the youth of their innocence as usual.

*nods, sagely*

The DD does do nice fish and pints 🤔

Now I am faced with the moral dilemma of telling herself, thee actual Mrs Claus, you know what I heard, there’s a magical place with a lot of Xmas shizz, or, saying nothing and not having to go to a place with a lot of Xmas shizz…

I’m told the chazzas in Holywood are another level, dedicated ski sections and everything? Not that I ski, or go to Holywood…

What interesting fabric. It reminds me of something, it’s evocative of… something, ehh… just can’t put my finger on it…

Adding this again, just in case there is still someone in the UK who doesn't know that this government is now being controlled by US corporations
bsky.app/profile/lexi...

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Darn

Not sure if it is still the same, and possibly a skill issue on my part, but I uninstalled shortly after download because it appeared to be insistent on linking the entirety of my WhatsApp contacts, which I absolutely did not want but couldn’t get around.

I bet he does.

Former head of the army ‘not a rules guy’ shocker.

The under-cover reporting assignment no one will take.

Pardon me?

I guessed that someone had besmirched the noble Lemon Puff; I was wrong.