Nico ⭐️💛⭐️
@yellowprecure.bsky.social
Gender~Non-Binary cutie, She/They/Them Pronouns, I'm white, Age~28. Icon drawn by my Kaiju-Sib @pyonkotchi~💛
I randomly thought of the TGI Fridays article. Where that lady ate like 80 mozzarella sticks? I hope shes having a good life, that article was so good. I wanna read it again
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I randomly thought of the TGI Fridays article. Where that lady ate like 80 mozzarella sticks? I hope shes having a good life, that article was so good. I wanna read it again
Toei is being homophobic specifically to me!!!
Where the fuck are all the yellow cures the past few seasons??? I miss my beautiful daughters, bring them back
Where the fuck are all the yellow cures the past few seasons??? I miss my beautiful daughters, bring them back
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Toei is being homophobic specifically to me!!!
Where the fuck are all the yellow cures the past few seasons??? I miss my beautiful daughters, bring them back
Where the fuck are all the yellow cures the past few seasons??? I miss my beautiful daughters, bring them back
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Unexpected yuri in my Muppet Show
February 7, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Unexpected yuri in my Muppet Show
I AM A RECEPTIONIST
NOT A THERAPIST
I DO NOT GET PAID ENOUGH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING TRAUMA
EITHER PAY ME OR KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
NOT A THERAPIST
I DO NOT GET PAID ENOUGH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING TRAUMA
EITHER PAY ME OR KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I AM A RECEPTIONIST
NOT A THERAPIST
I DO NOT GET PAID ENOUGH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING TRAUMA
EITHER PAY ME OR KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
NOT A THERAPIST
I DO NOT GET PAID ENOUGH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING TRAUMA
EITHER PAY ME OR KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
Almost forgot we're in a new month now lol. The Junkmother is one of my fave npcs and this art of her is sooooo pretty
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Almost forgot we're in a new month now lol. The Junkmother is one of my fave npcs and this art of her is sooooo pretty
Was anyone gonna tell me the disney hot boy au manga had a cut chubby boy??? Or was it supposed to find out at random talking to my friend??
January 31, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Was anyone gonna tell me the disney hot boy au manga had a cut chubby boy??? Or was it supposed to find out at random talking to my friend??
Why are people using Google ai to call to ask when we would have an appt available??
It would take less effort, and less water/pollution. To just... idk? Call yourself
It would take less effort, and less water/pollution. To just... idk? Call yourself
January 29, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Why are people using Google ai to call to ask when we would have an appt available??
It would take less effort, and less water/pollution. To just... idk? Call yourself
It would take less effort, and less water/pollution. To just... idk? Call yourself
I somehow fucked opening a banana??? I was just ripping it like normal bc this is a task a toddler can do. And somehow the first inch of the banana snapped off with the tip? Idk
This morning is not going well for me
This morning is not going well for me
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I somehow fucked opening a banana??? I was just ripping it like normal bc this is a task a toddler can do. And somehow the first inch of the banana snapped off with the tip? Idk
This morning is not going well for me
This morning is not going well for me
A client left a voicemail while we were closed for lunch. All he said was, "I dont want to you dumb bitch"
SIR YOU CALLED US TF???
SIR YOU CALLED US TF???
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
A client left a voicemail while we were closed for lunch. All he said was, "I dont want to you dumb bitch"
SIR YOU CALLED US TF???
SIR YOU CALLED US TF???
I should have been born an old lady. I would have been so good at it.
Like eating hard candies, baking cookies, and going to sleep by 5 pm. That is the life
Like eating hard candies, baking cookies, and going to sleep by 5 pm. That is the life
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I should have been born an old lady. I would have been so good at it.
Like eating hard candies, baking cookies, and going to sleep by 5 pm. That is the life
Like eating hard candies, baking cookies, and going to sleep by 5 pm. That is the life
Fiyero Wicked dakimura. One side is human and the other side is him as the scarecrow
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Fiyero Wicked dakimura. One side is human and the other side is him as the scarecrow
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never logging off of here
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
never logging off of here
I think Echo and Cassandra GreekMythology should kiss.
Theyre both just girls who pissed off the gods and got the worst curses. It could work
Theyre both just girls who pissed off the gods and got the worst curses. It could work
January 19, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I think Echo and Cassandra GreekMythology should kiss.
Theyre both just girls who pissed off the gods and got the worst curses. It could work
Theyre both just girls who pissed off the gods and got the worst curses. It could work
I swear I used to have a folder of like love/Heart memes SOMEWHERE in my dms. But I couldn't find it on tumblr and I haven't touched Twitter since I locked up and dipped
January 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I swear I used to have a folder of like love/Heart memes SOMEWHERE in my dms. But I couldn't find it on tumblr and I haven't touched Twitter since I locked up and dipped
I need to verbally warn these dumbasses that if I keep waking up to the hot water heater being off AGAIN.
THAT IM GOING TO DUMP ICE WATER ON THEIR FACES WHILE THEY SLEEP
THAT IM GOING TO DUMP ICE WATER ON THEIR FACES WHILE THEY SLEEP
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I need to verbally warn these dumbasses that if I keep waking up to the hot water heater being off AGAIN.
THAT IM GOING TO DUMP ICE WATER ON THEIR FACES WHILE THEY SLEEP
THAT IM GOING TO DUMP ICE WATER ON THEIR FACES WHILE THEY SLEEP
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don't fuck up your magic or it'll make you gay. my bud read the spell backwards and now he's pondering his bro
October 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
don't fuck up your magic or it'll make you gay. my bud read the spell backwards and now he's pondering his bro
WHY THE HELL ARE DUMB BITCHES TURNING BREAKERS OFF NOT KNOWING WHAT THEYRE CONNECTED TO???
BC THEY TURNED OFF THE HOT WATER HEATER.
SO I HAD TO TAKE A FREEZING COLD WHORES BATH BC I COULDNT SHOWER IN THAT SHIT.
BC THEY TURNED OFF THE HOT WATER HEATER.
SO I HAD TO TAKE A FREEZING COLD WHORES BATH BC I COULDNT SHOWER IN THAT SHIT.
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 AM
WHY THE HELL ARE DUMB BITCHES TURNING BREAKERS OFF NOT KNOWING WHAT THEYRE CONNECTED TO???
BC THEY TURNED OFF THE HOT WATER HEATER.
SO I HAD TO TAKE A FREEZING COLD WHORES BATH BC I COULDNT SHOWER IN THAT SHIT.
BC THEY TURNED OFF THE HOT WATER HEATER.
SO I HAD TO TAKE A FREEZING COLD WHORES BATH BC I COULDNT SHOWER IN THAT SHIT.
So happy that the D20 calendar starts the year off RIGHT.
One of the coolest battles from one of my fave seasons
One of the coolest battles from one of my fave seasons
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
So happy that the D20 calendar starts the year off RIGHT.
One of the coolest battles from one of my fave seasons
One of the coolest battles from one of my fave seasons
I hate when etsy sellers list their shit at like a low false price. Like it says $35, but then you go to the listing and that's just for a single fucking die.
But if you want a whole dice set its over $300???? Who wants to buy just one die????
But if you want a whole dice set its over $300???? Who wants to buy just one die????
December 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I hate when etsy sellers list their shit at like a low false price. Like it says $35, but then you go to the listing and that's just for a single fucking die.
But if you want a whole dice set its over $300???? Who wants to buy just one die????
But if you want a whole dice set its over $300???? Who wants to buy just one die????
My straightest outfit contains sport regalia from teams/sports that aren't even real.
One of them is from a gay hockey comic and the other is DnD!!! Like it only appears straight without context
And I think that's neat
One of them is from a gay hockey comic and the other is DnD!!! Like it only appears straight without context
And I think that's neat
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My straightest outfit contains sport regalia from teams/sports that aren't even real.
One of them is from a gay hockey comic and the other is DnD!!! Like it only appears straight without context
And I think that's neat
One of them is from a gay hockey comic and the other is DnD!!! Like it only appears straight without context
And I think that's neat
Am I the weird one for NOT wanting dog testicle thrown at me?!?!
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Am I the weird one for NOT wanting dog testicle thrown at me?!?!
Why must the British committee every food crime. I dont what kind of sick torture you have to go through to think of half this shit
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Why must the British committee every food crime. I dont what kind of sick torture you have to go through to think of half this shit
Why are tumblr ads doing this??? Like???
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Why are tumblr ads doing this??? Like???
If Cherry bomb isn't in the supergirl movie then what the fuck is the point of watching it
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If Cherry bomb isn't in the supergirl movie then what the fuck is the point of watching it
I cant believe there's a specific type of bull called the CliTaurus
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I cant believe there's a specific type of bull called the CliTaurus