Everytime I see an ad with that freak emu i wanna spitroast him over charcoal while that pedostached freak watches tied to a chair

What if there was a roguelike where it was artificially 1 million times harder to beat until the game felt like letting you and they want you to spend all your time in the dogshit hub area doing stardew valley shit instead of combat because there is zero variety in bosses,enemies,or areas

This is just roblox