ummmmmmmmm

andy they still make cassette players, it's just not as good as the old stuff is cause the tech that went into smaller, slimmer, high quality cases became lost

@dicenandy.bsky.social how melty do you think that guy's pocket chocolate became

WHERE

OH NO

NOOOOO TEXT ME WHAT HAPPENED

PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES

where the fuck did you learn that from??

h. huh????

smell like what

after it was cleansed it felt much lighter but... it also felt like a significant chunk of what i emotionally recognised from it is also gone. it could be anyone's cupboard now :(

ah well, fresh starts apply to everyone, even cupboards!!

tragically no ghosts, it just energetically bore the weight of my grandparents+dad+aunts+some overlapping relatives' histories. it's about maybe 60 years old and was crammed full of old photographs and documents for the entirety of my life

wtf that's so cool

wait what how why

this is why he's their favourite btw, i'm not gonna risk being unable to fucking breathe (tragically)

OH NO