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Lucjan Mianowski (1933-2009)
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Lucjan Mianowski (1933-2009)
No longer a twink. I’m a ‘twas
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
No longer a twink. I’m a ‘twas
Airlines stay lying about the fullness of the flight. Shameful.
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Airlines stay lying about the fullness of the flight. Shameful.
I kinda hate lions now bc fascists identify w them in memes a lot. They’re pretty stupid looking and they’re pretty lame when you think about how the animal actually behaves.
Anyway this one is supposed to look cool per Reddit, but I think it just mostly looks sick and dumb
Anyway this one is supposed to look cool per Reddit, but I think it just mostly looks sick and dumb
BAD NEWS
Disabled lion:
someone fuckd this lion up and now he can’t see straight
Disabled lion:
someone fuckd this lion up and now he can’t see straight
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I kinda hate lions now bc fascists identify w them in memes a lot. They’re pretty stupid looking and they’re pretty lame when you think about how the animal actually behaves.
Anyway this one is supposed to look cool per Reddit, but I think it just mostly looks sick and dumb
Anyway this one is supposed to look cool per Reddit, but I think it just mostly looks sick and dumb
If only my manager knew “the real me”…
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If only my manager knew “the real me”…
I always thought Jeremy renner was a piece of shit, but admittedly I just always mixed him up with mark wahlberg because they both have Bully Physiognomy
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I always thought Jeremy renner was a piece of shit, but admittedly I just always mixed him up with mark wahlberg because they both have Bully Physiognomy
Help me find my cat
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Help me find my cat
Topping Logan Kim, call that Podcast: The Ride
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Topping Logan Kim, call that Podcast: The Ride
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terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink
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White boy shocks chinese restaraunt by containing somehwere deep inside himself an intense, jewel like beauty; hyper concentrated to a single point, to be almost imperceptible, until it catches and looses the fire of the sun, in a chance gesture or the hint of an expression,
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
White boy shocks chinese restaraunt by containing somehwere deep inside himself an intense, jewel like beauty; hyper concentrated to a single point, to be almost imperceptible, until it catches and looses the fire of the sun, in a chance gesture or the hint of an expression,
BAD NEWS
Disabled lion:
someone fuckd this lion up and now he can’t see straight
Disabled lion:
someone fuckd this lion up and now he can’t see straight
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
BAD NEWS
Disabled lion:
someone fuckd this lion up and now he can’t see straight
Disabled lion:
someone fuckd this lion up and now he can’t see straight
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We had one of these installed above the entryway to the dugout, and all the players slapped it before heading into the field.
March 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We had one of these installed above the entryway to the dugout, and all the players slapped it before heading into the field.
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me when my girl takes her top off
November 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
me when my girl takes her top off
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the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence
February 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence
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It speaks to the dignity of the silverfish and moth that they turn to dust when you squash them. The selfish, piggish cockroach turns instead into a mess of pus. A testament to its impudence and poor diet.
March 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
It speaks to the dignity of the silverfish and moth that they turn to dust when you squash them. The selfish, piggish cockroach turns instead into a mess of pus. A testament to its impudence and poor diet.
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When your cat is closing one eye a little more than the other one.
What, you just feeling winky? Or is your eye dying? Stop doing that.
What, you just feeling winky? Or is your eye dying? Stop doing that.
April 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When your cat is closing one eye a little more than the other one.
What, you just feeling winky? Or is your eye dying? Stop doing that.
What, you just feeling winky? Or is your eye dying? Stop doing that.
I was like 11 years old when Freddy vs Jason came out, and all the kids whose parents didn’t give a fuck could not stop talking about it for months.
Those kids were right. It’s a beautiful film. Jason is water, Freddy is fire. It just makes sense
Those kids were right. It’s a beautiful film. Jason is water, Freddy is fire. It just makes sense
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I was like 11 years old when Freddy vs Jason came out, and all the kids whose parents didn’t give a fuck could not stop talking about it for months.
Those kids were right. It’s a beautiful film. Jason is water, Freddy is fire. It just makes sense
Those kids were right. It’s a beautiful film. Jason is water, Freddy is fire. It just makes sense
I know bidets are superior, but I heard someone talk about using theirs and they said, “now when I have to use toilet paper (when I’m out in public or something), I feel itchy and dirty”.
And my first thought was, it sounds like you bought a machine that makes you feel itchy and dirty occasionally
And my first thought was, it sounds like you bought a machine that makes you feel itchy and dirty occasionally
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I know bidets are superior, but I heard someone talk about using theirs and they said, “now when I have to use toilet paper (when I’m out in public or something), I feel itchy and dirty”.
And my first thought was, it sounds like you bought a machine that makes you feel itchy and dirty occasionally
And my first thought was, it sounds like you bought a machine that makes you feel itchy and dirty occasionally
Cats should be able to verbally say “I’m sorry” after mistakenly slashing or puncturing you. I know they feel bad, but it would really help me to hear them say it.
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Cats should be able to verbally say “I’m sorry” after mistakenly slashing or puncturing you. I know they feel bad, but it would really help me to hear them say it.
After revisiting Jason Takes Manhattan and Jason Goes to Hell, I have concluded there is no bad Friday the 13th movie. They’re all good.
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
After revisiting Jason Takes Manhattan and Jason Goes to Hell, I have concluded there is no bad Friday the 13th movie. They’re all good.
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I would be shocked and appalled if Billie Eilish tried to seduce my dad.
To jeopardize my parents loving marriage of over 40 years — for what — so you can get your sick kicks?
Ms. Eilish, That’s just no way to treat people!
To jeopardize my parents loving marriage of over 40 years — for what — so you can get your sick kicks?
Ms. Eilish, That’s just no way to treat people!
October 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I would be shocked and appalled if Billie Eilish tried to seduce my dad.
To jeopardize my parents loving marriage of over 40 years — for what — so you can get your sick kicks?
Ms. Eilish, That’s just no way to treat people!
To jeopardize my parents loving marriage of over 40 years — for what — so you can get your sick kicks?
Ms. Eilish, That’s just no way to treat people!
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I use hyperbolic self talk to drown out anxiety. I really gas myself up because I don’t take it seriously, and I’m just trying not to hear the negative talk.
However, this morning I said to myself, “I am the gangster that everybody loves” which I think stretched credulity a little too far.
However, this morning I said to myself, “I am the gangster that everybody loves” which I think stretched credulity a little too far.
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I use hyperbolic self talk to drown out anxiety. I really gas myself up because I don’t take it seriously, and I’m just trying not to hear the negative talk.
However, this morning I said to myself, “I am the gangster that everybody loves” which I think stretched credulity a little too far.
However, this morning I said to myself, “I am the gangster that everybody loves” which I think stretched credulity a little too far.
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October 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
True sleepy heads know when they are in an intermediate sleeping position. This one ain’t gonna last all night by a long shot, but it could be the position that gets you to the real position 🧠
October 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
True sleepy heads know when they are in an intermediate sleeping position. This one ain’t gonna last all night by a long shot, but it could be the position that gets you to the real position 🧠
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I keep trying to lower the volume on the five hour A Song of Ice and Fire lore video I am listening to as it is becoming more and more clear my wife is telling me she is leaving with the kid. But the volume just keeps getting louder. The speakers are yelling about House Durrandon, she's crying now.
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I keep trying to lower the volume on the five hour A Song of Ice and Fire lore video I am listening to as it is becoming more and more clear my wife is telling me she is leaving with the kid. But the volume just keeps getting louder. The speakers are yelling about House Durrandon, she's crying now.