JFC. His face is starting to resemble a dried apricot.

I think we should replace “Oops. I spilled the beans” with “Oops. I peted”

Became a plumber when he flunked out of college and ran home to mommy and daddy, who gave him the family business. Nothing wrong with being a plumber, but he didn’t even earn that trade for himself. There isn’t one thing tough about this guy.

@warnock.senate.gov I was moved by your words this morning. As a person who has wrestled with faith for the most of my life because I’ve seen Christianity used as a cudgel, your words remind me that the good message transcends any specific theology & guides us to doing good in this world. Thank you.

That man should have fed to the lions when he was a baby in South Africa. It would have prevented so many problems.

Boo, fucking, Hoo, you absolute twat.

According to GOP standards, this person is now the top candidate for the Postmaster General position.

There’s your meritocracy…. Can’t even put together a fucking sentence.

That gut is working really hard…fat ass slob.

Well done, unnamed reporter! I want to shake your hand!!

My parents are retired civil servants and their civil service pension (no SS income) is all the income they have. They carry both a commercial federal plan and Medicare. They are worried about losing all of it.

You are right. Fight fire with fire. Thank you for running on behalf of the people!! 💪🏻💪🏻

I wake hoping to hear he died of a massive coronary while on the toilet and that is how his staff found him, but prison works too.