Mimi.
@ydkmimi.bsky.social
Thee Betazoid Trap Queen 🖖🏽
Living my best days daily
Swatting grifters with rolled up newspaper
Living my best days daily
Swatting grifters with rolled up newspaper
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Mimi.
@ydkmimi.bsky.social
· Oct 27
Learning to explain myself using fewer and fewer words
And let me clarify: when I said “Dear Americans,” I CLEARLY meant the ones IGAF about. Duh.
How do people come here to get sassy when I own a whole front & back yard? Either meet me there or ferme la bouche.
How do people come here to get sassy when I own a whole front & back yard? Either meet me there or ferme la bouche.
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 PM
And let me clarify: when I said “Dear Americans,” I CLEARLY meant the ones IGAF about. Duh.
How do people come here to get sassy when I own a whole front & back yard? Either meet me there or ferme la bouche.
How do people come here to get sassy when I own a whole front & back yard? Either meet me there or ferme la bouche.
AND I SAID WTF I SAID!
It’s always a mfer with no passport running their mouth 😒
It’s always a mfer with no passport running their mouth 😒
February 10, 2026 at 1:07 PM
AND I SAID WTF I SAID!
It’s always a mfer with no passport running their mouth 😒
It’s always a mfer with no passport running their mouth 😒
Anyway, fake black people aside 😒,
WTG Mike MacDonald.
WTG Mike MacDonald.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Anyway, fake black people aside 😒,
WTG Mike MacDonald.
WTG Mike MacDonald.
I have TWO important questions:
1. How does one get offended by something that didn’t even call them by name?
2. Why you in my BlueSky business anyway?
Hoes got the nerve to ask who I’m talking to. Why were you listening is the question? Nobody called for you 🙄.
1. How does one get offended by something that didn’t even call them by name?
2. Why you in my BlueSky business anyway?
Hoes got the nerve to ask who I’m talking to. Why were you listening is the question? Nobody called for you 🙄.
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I have TWO important questions:
1. How does one get offended by something that didn’t even call them by name?
2. Why you in my BlueSky business anyway?
Hoes got the nerve to ask who I’m talking to. Why were you listening is the question? Nobody called for you 🙄.
1. How does one get offended by something that didn’t even call them by name?
2. Why you in my BlueSky business anyway?
Hoes got the nerve to ask who I’m talking to. Why were you listening is the question? Nobody called for you 🙄.
Dear Americans:
I’ll hold your hands when I say this—being unilingual is NOT A FLEX. It’s actually a huge disadvantage. But you’d actually have to leave the country to know this.
I’ll hold your hands when I say this—being unilingual is NOT A FLEX. It’s actually a huge disadvantage. But you’d actually have to leave the country to know this.
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Dear Americans:
I’ll hold your hands when I say this—being unilingual is NOT A FLEX. It’s actually a huge disadvantage. But you’d actually have to leave the country to know this.
I’ll hold your hands when I say this—being unilingual is NOT A FLEX. It’s actually a huge disadvantage. But you’d actually have to leave the country to know this.
My take on the SB halftime show?
Shine, brown people. Shine ☀️
Shine, brown people. Shine ☀️
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
My take on the SB halftime show?
Shine, brown people. Shine ☀️
Shine, brown people. Shine ☀️
My son said something a couple of weeks ago that stirred my spirit:
People have already PMTFO for the year, & it’s only JANUARY. 😣
Double that for February 😖
People have already PMTFO for the year, & it’s only JANUARY. 😣
Double that for February 😖
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
My son said something a couple of weeks ago that stirred my spirit:
People have already PMTFO for the year, & it’s only JANUARY. 😣
Double that for February 😖
People have already PMTFO for the year, & it’s only JANUARY. 😣
Double that for February 😖
“Raise your hand if you were raised by someone who should have learned to love themselves more”
That struck a nerve.
That struck a nerve.
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“Raise your hand if you were raised by someone who should have learned to love themselves more”
That struck a nerve.
That struck a nerve.
I am saddened by how 🤦🏽♀️ I can actually be 😔
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I am saddened by how 🤦🏽♀️ I can actually be 😔
Ugh…the news can be super triggering. 😣
This HAD to be the week where I am bombarded with TWO stories of women being ignored in active labor.
BIG, LOUD, YIKES. 😖
Because I’ve been there. Luckily I didn’t have to give birth on the side of the road…
This HAD to be the week where I am bombarded with TWO stories of women being ignored in active labor.
BIG, LOUD, YIKES. 😖
Because I’ve been there. Luckily I didn’t have to give birth on the side of the road…
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Ugh…the news can be super triggering. 😣
This HAD to be the week where I am bombarded with TWO stories of women being ignored in active labor.
BIG, LOUD, YIKES. 😖
Because I’ve been there. Luckily I didn’t have to give birth on the side of the road…
This HAD to be the week where I am bombarded with TWO stories of women being ignored in active labor.
BIG, LOUD, YIKES. 😖
Because I’ve been there. Luckily I didn’t have to give birth on the side of the road…
If I’ve never felt sorry for a medical professional in my life, I did that day. I can only imagine what I sounded like, 58 staples in the back of my neck, tongue swollen, singing in Adam Levine’s falsetto, ALL DAY LONG 🤣🤣🤣
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If I’ve never felt sorry for a medical professional in my life, I did that day. I can only imagine what I sounded like, 58 staples in the back of my neck, tongue swollen, singing in Adam Levine’s falsetto, ALL DAY LONG 🤣🤣🤣
Since I’m now the age of a wise old woman, let me tell you a story about this song, because people think it’s funny that I have a strong affinity for it. And I do, but it carried me through the hardest time of my life.
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Since I’m now the age of a wise old woman, let me tell you a story about this song, because people think it’s funny that I have a strong affinity for it. And I do, but it carried me through the hardest time of my life.
I let people play in my face today 😒😏
But I played in Adam Levine’s last night! Ha!
But I played in Adam Levine’s last night! Ha!
a lucas and friends advertisement with fireworks in the background
ALT: a lucas and friends advertisement with fireworks in the background
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I let people play in my face today 😒😏
But I played in Adam Levine’s last night! Ha!
But I played in Adam Levine’s last night! Ha!
How do I love Maroon 5? Let me count the ways.
First, I flew all the way to sin city, Las Vegas, NV, just 13.5 months ago just to see them.
Sure, I was there 58 days before that. But they weren’t (saw Mariah Carey that time).
But I could not leave this Earth having not seen my fave band.
First, I flew all the way to sin city, Las Vegas, NV, just 13.5 months ago just to see them.
Sure, I was there 58 days before that. But they weren’t (saw Mariah Carey that time).
But I could not leave this Earth having not seen my fave band.
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
How do I love Maroon 5? Let me count the ways.
First, I flew all the way to sin city, Las Vegas, NV, just 13.5 months ago just to see them.
Sure, I was there 58 days before that. But they weren’t (saw Mariah Carey that time).
But I could not leave this Earth having not seen my fave band.
First, I flew all the way to sin city, Las Vegas, NV, just 13.5 months ago just to see them.
Sure, I was there 58 days before that. But they weren’t (saw Mariah Carey that time).
But I could not leave this Earth having not seen my fave band.
Learning to explain myself using fewer and fewer words
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Learning to explain myself using fewer and fewer words
🙄
Here we go with this nagging me 💩 again.
Why am I suddenly so important? They knew I wouldn’t be there tomorrow when the event was announced. How does one assume that a person will always be somewhere?
Here we go with this nagging me 💩 again.
Why am I suddenly so important? They knew I wouldn’t be there tomorrow when the event was announced. How does one assume that a person will always be somewhere?
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
🙄
Here we go with this nagging me 💩 again.
Why am I suddenly so important? They knew I wouldn’t be there tomorrow when the event was announced. How does one assume that a person will always be somewhere?
Here we go with this nagging me 💩 again.
Why am I suddenly so important? They knew I wouldn’t be there tomorrow when the event was announced. How does one assume that a person will always be somewhere?
The older I get,
The more I realize,
That I didn’t learn the words “I don’t care” in enough languages.
That will be my new goal for next week.
The more I realize,
That I didn’t learn the words “I don’t care” in enough languages.
That will be my new goal for next week.
October 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The older I get,
The more I realize,
That I didn’t learn the words “I don’t care” in enough languages.
That will be my new goal for next week.
The more I realize,
That I didn’t learn the words “I don’t care” in enough languages.
That will be my new goal for next week.
Shut up…
I never said I was sane 🤣🤣🤣
Naw I gotta laugh my pain away. And I’m perimenopausal AF.
I never said I was sane 🤣🤣🤣
Naw I gotta laugh my pain away. And I’m perimenopausal AF.
October 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Shut up…
I never said I was sane 🤣🤣🤣
Naw I gotta laugh my pain away. And I’m perimenopausal AF.
I never said I was sane 🤣🤣🤣
Naw I gotta laugh my pain away. And I’m perimenopausal AF.
Aight changed my mind:
I’m not speaking to nobody because nobody wants to go see PJ Morton with me on my birthday. See, this is why I don’t invite people on my solo excursions 😤
…but I’m going tho 😜
Let me work some 💩 out real quick…
I’m not speaking to nobody because nobody wants to go see PJ Morton with me on my birthday. See, this is why I don’t invite people on my solo excursions 😤
…but I’m going tho 😜
Let me work some 💩 out real quick…
October 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Aight changed my mind:
I’m not speaking to nobody because nobody wants to go see PJ Morton with me on my birthday. See, this is why I don’t invite people on my solo excursions 😤
…but I’m going tho 😜
Let me work some 💩 out real quick…
I’m not speaking to nobody because nobody wants to go see PJ Morton with me on my birthday. See, this is why I don’t invite people on my solo excursions 😤
…but I’m going tho 😜
Let me work some 💩 out real quick…
Today, the grief caught up with me. I don’t want to idle chat.
People will hear the pain, know it exists, and keep taking.
Not today. My mind is too full & I don’t have room.
Let me be. I’ve survived 100% of my hardest days.
People will hear the pain, know it exists, and keep taking.
Not today. My mind is too full & I don’t have room.
Let me be. I’ve survived 100% of my hardest days.
October 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today, the grief caught up with me. I don’t want to idle chat.
People will hear the pain, know it exists, and keep taking.
Not today. My mind is too full & I don’t have room.
Let me be. I’ve survived 100% of my hardest days.
People will hear the pain, know it exists, and keep taking.
Not today. My mind is too full & I don’t have room.
Let me be. I’ve survived 100% of my hardest days.
Today is my godmother’s bday. And my MIL’s bday.
And my friend Mya’s dday.
Mya and my godmom passed away in 2023.
My MIL in 2004, before my son turned 5.
They were 3 of the strongest women I’ve ever met. All 3 succumbed to terrible diseases.
My GM not yet 60.
Mya & my MIL in their 40’s.
And my friend Mya’s dday.
Mya and my godmom passed away in 2023.
My MIL in 2004, before my son turned 5.
They were 3 of the strongest women I’ve ever met. All 3 succumbed to terrible diseases.
My GM not yet 60.
Mya & my MIL in their 40’s.
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Today is my godmother’s bday. And my MIL’s bday.
And my friend Mya’s dday.
Mya and my godmom passed away in 2023.
My MIL in 2004, before my son turned 5.
They were 3 of the strongest women I’ve ever met. All 3 succumbed to terrible diseases.
My GM not yet 60.
Mya & my MIL in their 40’s.
And my friend Mya’s dday.
Mya and my godmom passed away in 2023.
My MIL in 2004, before my son turned 5.
They were 3 of the strongest women I’ve ever met. All 3 succumbed to terrible diseases.
My GM not yet 60.
Mya & my MIL in their 40’s.
Really thankful for the people in my life who stick it out with me when I prefer silence.
I think it’s just my way of coping. Maybe it’s not healthy, but sometimes I need to breathe. It’s never about love.
There are some days when I’m NOT a good listener. Today is just one of those days.
I think it’s just my way of coping. Maybe it’s not healthy, but sometimes I need to breathe. It’s never about love.
There are some days when I’m NOT a good listener. Today is just one of those days.
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Really thankful for the people in my life who stick it out with me when I prefer silence.
I think it’s just my way of coping. Maybe it’s not healthy, but sometimes I need to breathe. It’s never about love.
There are some days when I’m NOT a good listener. Today is just one of those days.
I think it’s just my way of coping. Maybe it’s not healthy, but sometimes I need to breathe. It’s never about love.
There are some days when I’m NOT a good listener. Today is just one of those days.
October is a bittersweet month for me. 4 of my favorite girls (2 of my closest cousins, my bestie, & my goddaughter) have birthdays.
But 4 people I mourn have birthdays this month too: my favorite teacher, both my in-laws, & my godmom. I miss them sooo much.
I miss my godmom DAILY 😔
But 4 people I mourn have birthdays this month too: my favorite teacher, both my in-laws, & my godmom. I miss them sooo much.
I miss my godmom DAILY 😔
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
October is a bittersweet month for me. 4 of my favorite girls (2 of my closest cousins, my bestie, & my goddaughter) have birthdays.
But 4 people I mourn have birthdays this month too: my favorite teacher, both my in-laws, & my godmom. I miss them sooo much.
I miss my godmom DAILY 😔
But 4 people I mourn have birthdays this month too: my favorite teacher, both my in-laws, & my godmom. I miss them sooo much.
I miss my godmom DAILY 😔
My phone rings when TF ever.
I know this is hard to digest, but, sometimes, I just don’t want to talk.
It’s not personal. Sometimes I’d just rather read a good story. Talking makes this difficult.
I know this is hard to digest, but, sometimes, I just don’t want to talk.
It’s not personal. Sometimes I’d just rather read a good story. Talking makes this difficult.
October 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My phone rings when TF ever.
I know this is hard to digest, but, sometimes, I just don’t want to talk.
It’s not personal. Sometimes I’d just rather read a good story. Talking makes this difficult.
I know this is hard to digest, but, sometimes, I just don’t want to talk.
It’s not personal. Sometimes I’d just rather read a good story. Talking makes this difficult.