Yankee Papist
yankeepapist.bsky.social
Yankee Papist
@yankeepapist.bsky.social
Let tyrants shake their iron rod,
And slav'ry clank her galling chains,
We fear them not; we trust in God,
New England's God forever reigns.
went to the library the other day for a few books on endowment management and financial planning for higher education; also walked out with several books on the Sasanian dynasty of the Persian empire

i will never change
February 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
The real downside is the lack of locked accounts
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
being a long-time dungeon master means spending at least 100 hours trying to get satisfying answers to the question, "what was the population density of Anatolia in 800 AD"
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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If I had the one ring it wouldn’t have gone down that way
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I feel vindicated watching my personal enemies larry, noam, steve and steve taken out, at least
February 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
"Brown Bear Brown Bear What Do You See" starts off as an innocent children's rhyme but you quickly realize you're in a bizarre parallel universe where horses are blue
February 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took "at university" (or "in college", as we say in the real world):

1) Old Egyptian
2) Middle Egyptian
3) Late Egyptian
4) Demotic
5) Coptic
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university

1. Enlightenment Modernity and Its Discontents
2. Nature of Persons
3. Acting II: Shakespeare
4. Foundations of the Natural Sciences
5. Suffering
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university

1. Cognition in Social Contexts
2. Middle East Women and Modernization
3. Science: Native American Views
4. Information Technology and Society
5. Disasters and their Effects
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
business school hasn't really changed me; i just make too-complicated-by-half jokes about sharpe ratios as well as puals now
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
among my most insane opinions is that all taunting and excessive celebrating in football should be heavily penalized. 80 yards and automatic ejection of the offender
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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This is a tough time for the country. We’re at a very difficult moment in our history. At a time like this, at least the whole country can really around having the “Patriots” in the Super Bowl. Something everyone can feel good about.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The stars in their courses fought against Stiddy
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
i've issued a decree declaring all minneapolitans, and indeed all minnesotans of good will, to be honorary new englanders, btw. i have no higher honor i can bestow.
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I know NATO relations are strained right now but if we ask really, really, really nicely, I think we can probably convince the Germans to let us borrow the city of Nuremberg in a few years
January 24, 2026 at 8:12 PM
January 23, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Current events make me a lot more sympathetic to “loss of virtue” as an explanation for past sweeping events. I don’t know how you explain what’s going on without reference to a widespread moral collapse that isn’t obviously reducible to other factors.
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Each in their own way, the last three presidents have proven that we should never doubt Suetonius
January 21, 2026 at 12:14 AM
so it's basically just twitter, yeah? but without jeremey wayne tate. awesome
January 16, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I had intended to be done with this sort of thing.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM