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Can't wait to finish my hair so I can test out my new phone making SMUT
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Feeling beary cuddly right now…👀💛🙏🏾
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You should send me money to buy one of those fluffy not exactly a kigurumi ass onesies from my local thrift store.
Because apparently it's Pajama Day at my job on Monday (I don't fucking know why either bruh) and my "pajamas" are sleeping ass naked wrapped in a blanket which isn't work appropriate.
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I have awakened from my headache nap.
Must go buy stuff for my hair rq.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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so on the off chance i don't pack my shit and my cat and walk the fuck away imma need another $500 for rent and utilities by tomorrow

help pls
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Yeaaaa so I cut my hair just long enough to do braids but not long enough to annoy me.
Aside from putting braids in I don't really fuck with having to deal with my hair especially when it starts getting long. Plus after like 5 years of chemo & a religious dedication to wigs I'm used to it short
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Up early hanging out with the cat, smoking and taking out my hair.
Only got a good 35% left to take out.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Time to smoke a blunt and take out my hair.
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Y'all should send Natou money for either. Or both.
im short on rent money and out of weed

we're ordering weed
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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65/600. Thank y’all for sharing and donating!! Two days left, so really hoping it can happen!! 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

ko-fi.com/msn99/goal?g...
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I couldn't find my cigarettes before my Uber to work started rushing me.
So now I'm at work with no cigs & deeply fucking displeased about it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Alas I am awake which means I'll have to get up shortly to get ready for work.
I actually have to go to this shift cause I skipped Wednesday and had yesterday off so my check is gonna look like shit this week. 😹
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Smoking a blunt then Food Day with my housemates as a they endeavor to avoid depression with community celebration.
So basically time to mask up and play social.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Found a whole ass woodchip in my slipper when I put it on to go smoke?
(Yes I'm up smoking at 6am. It's called being hardwired to a work schedule.)
Also it's fucking cold.
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Home at last. Time to SMOKE SOME WEED.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Might go buy yarn for my braids today since I have to go pick shit up for this bitch ass "Friends giving" potluck at work.

I'm not even friends with these people. I don't care about this. They better find something else for me to do cause I won't be participating.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Off to work.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Alas. I am awake.
Definitely probably switching jobs tomorrow because this is day two of "Why the fuck is my job in my dreams" and possibly day two of "Are you people dedicated to ruining my day with random partners?"

Ugh. Early smoke, then getting dressed, then smoking again.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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doordash canceled my order

refund coming in the next several days

who's gonna buy me dinner tonight?

$natoudelatour
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just got offered and accepted for another warehouse shift making more money but for heavier labor...
However I'm waitlisted not fully on so I don't think I'mma take it til Wednesday cause that's a shift for my current job I'm willing to drop to not go to the potluck.
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I generally work alone because I'm fast and methodical enough to not need a partner. But they keep assigning me people who don't have anything else to do and they fuck me up and it increases the AuDHD rage which is already high this week from social event demands.

Im trying not to have a meltdown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
....
Nope.
Nope.
Do not like that my job is infiltrating my dreams.
How about we don't.

Anyway... Morning darlings and deviants.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM