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xzan255.bsky.social
Xzan
@xzan255.bsky.social
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Stupid fucking cat
One of the seven writers of the not so hit fan fic: Nosferatu's CatSMP Hijinks: https://archiveofourown.org/users/CatSMP/pseuds/CatSMP/works
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xzan255.bsky.social
Help, I'm starting to think that my friends are become depraved lunatics, how do I fix this?
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
xzan255.bsky.social
Jeff
January 24, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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gizmouse.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
xzan255.bsky.social
Math is pretty tasty when you think about it.
January 19, 2026 at 3:37 AM
xzan255.bsky.social
@silverpapercat.bsky.social You gotta be playing New Vegas. I'm harassing you like you asked.
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
xzan255.bsky.social
I got nothing for this month guys. Uhmm... Uhhh... Meow?
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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skysupercharged.github.io
Land a successful attack on Dyna Blade's head
A screenshot depicting someone playing Kirby Air Riders, overlaid with various images, including but not limited to: Multiple semi-transparent images overlaid on top of eachother covering the entire screenshot, an objective from Hitman in the top left, saying to eliminate a target, but with the name replaced with Dyna Blade, a dinner plate covered in a low-poly model of Dyna Blade, a render of Susie (Kirby) in the bottom left with Dyna Blade's head over her, a City Trial event notification at the bottom with it's message replaced with Santa from Grinch's Ultimatum offering Grand Wheelie and Kracko, an image of the Series 2 Sonic Boom figure from Skylanders Giants, a sprite of Robo-Ky from Guilty Gear producing miniature copies of himself, and multiple notifications from the game saying "Land a successful attack on Dyna Blade's head".
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
xzan255.bsky.social
Hi, cat here. I love yuri. Best content around.
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
xzan255.bsky.social
Meow
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
xzan255.bsky.social
I'm going insane. The grind shall be legendary.
September 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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silverpapercat.bsky.social
My friend @xzan255.bsky.social asked some sort of thought experiment or whatever and in response I drew a comic where she throws a brick at me and breaks one of my ribs #art #comic #premonition
PANEL 1: Orange catgirl (Xzan) says "Hey Silver!" and throws a brick at another catgirl (Silver) on the left. PANEL 2: The brick travels closer to Silver. PANEL 3: X-ray perspective on Silver showing that the brick broke one of her ribs. PANEL 4: Silver has fallen over. There is a bloodstain on her shirt and the brick, and in the background there is text spoken by Xzan that says "If I were to throw a something at your right side and it went behind you, did I throw it to your right side or did I throw it behind you? Now, if you were to ask were it went, and I said" before gradually fading out.
August 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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mooncatte.gay
gaming out of my mind rn
the dawntrail title screen displayed on a red nintendo 3ds
May 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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xenomalmot.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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jaitheslime.bsky.social
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
xzan255.bsky.social
Jeff Jeff Jeff
February 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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rkrobin.bsky.social
A friend!
February 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
xzan255.bsky.social
Jeff is not a pirate, I ment Viking.
February 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
xzan255.bsky.social
If I was Jeff the pirate, I would just shot the man!
February 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
xzan255.bsky.social
You know, maybe completing every sidequest ever in FF14 sounds like a really, and I mean really, bad idea. I'll do it anyways.
January 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
xzan255.bsky.social
Hey all, not so local gamer here!
January 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM