Ephraim Z. Hoogenblatter
@xwordy.bsky.social
Cider aficionado. Tinkerer of things, perpetual student. Once drove to Canada for lunch. Dig, or split.
“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.” -- Dave Barry
“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.” -- Dave Barry
Reposted by Ephraim Z. Hoogenblatter
I have tasted
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I have tasted
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
Eat the rich.
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Eat the rich.