Xopher Sean 🥷🏾
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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾
@xophersean.bsky.social
Runner 🏃🏾‍♂️ Dreamer 💭

FL Boy Navigating the CA wilderness 🧗🏾‍♂️

Chief Fry Officer 🍟

Unserious Virgo ♍️
Okay no seriously, Frank where tf you at?
January 17, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Aye #blacksky do yaw still use thumb drives? What would yaw do if someone brought you one to share files at work?
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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A man on tik tok nailed this really well: Women want blerds they don’t want misogynists.
let’s talk about this.

the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.

the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
January 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Yaw we only been in 2026 for a fortnight
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Speaking of nerds and nerdism,…

I NEED A D&D PARTY! Been trying to get started for years. Where yaw D&D 🥷🏾🥷🏾🥷🏾 at?! Also that’s gender neutral
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I’M STARTING TO SEE SPACESHIPS ON BANKHEAAAAAD
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January 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
420 on a Monday this year?
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January 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Wassup with them files though??? @schumer.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It’s been pointed out so much but I have to comment.

It’s insane that protestors in Minnesota are being threatened while protestors in Iran are getting some level of cover / support.

IN

SANE
January 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I love how Walter Goggins is playing the Ghoul / Coop Howard
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Marvel is approaching their marketing for Avengers: Doomsday the right way. All these teasers have me FEENIN for the full trailer.
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January 15, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I still think white peoples who use the white emoji are racist. Like the yellow is already white….so why you doubling down
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January 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I get so annoyed watching people run red lights in sac. Like wtf
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
So uncouth
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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“Black women lost 319,000 jobs in both the private and public sectors, driven largely by mass layoffs in education, healthcare, and housing. During that same period, white women gained 142,000 jobs, Hispanic women 176,000 jobs, and white men—wait for it!—picked up 365,000 jobs.”
Trump’s Slash-and-Burn Economy Is Devastating Black Women
His administration is hitting them with “discriminate harm.”
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January 14, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Since we all talking about Druski skit, are we ready to discuss the difference and connection between Preachers and Pimps??

Oh that’s too spicy, lemme put it back on the shelf then.
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January 14, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Blockbuster
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
The way Jill say “griiiits” on The Way
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January 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Can ice funding be clawed back via a revisions package?? Inquiring minds want to know

@schumer.senate.gov @crockett.house.gov @schiff.senate.gov
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
This admin is like 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People”
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
It’s ceases to amaze me how preoccupied white folk be with our hair. I take my two strand twists out and they act like I got plastic surgery
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I was talking to a co-worker , sharing my critique of Avatar: Fire & Ash. He chimed in expressing frustration that humans and the US military are portrayed as evil villains. He then looked at me incredulously as I replied: “but we (humans) are evil, have you seen our history??”
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Yea we need to get back to them Epstein Files. We know last week was one major distraction after another
January 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Whatever new stuff in the #EpsteinFiles must be incredibly deranged to justify all the chaos coming out of the White House since the release deadline.
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January 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Idk why but this made me chuckle as a Floridian now living in Cali.
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM