Xodus Prime
@xodus-prime.bsky.social
Elon killed the blue bird. Trump is a fascist piece of feces. We’re all probably doomed, might as well party.
Living my best life the rest of my life. Tap dancing in the heads of the haters.
Living my best life the rest of my life. Tap dancing in the heads of the haters.
It works for him and RFK
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It works for him and RFK
This is kind of triggering for me
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This is kind of triggering for me
That cat is probably traumatized for life.
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
That cat is probably traumatized for life.
Well now I want to get high so I can forget
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Well now I want to get high so I can forget
Dude, he’s barely aware of what’s going on. He’s a toddler at a birthday party
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Dude, he’s barely aware of what’s going on. He’s a toddler at a birthday party
I would also accept Zapp
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I would also accept Zapp
When my sister’s kids were maybe 11 or 12 I explained to them that the funniest things usually involve other people’s misery.
That’s around the time I told them god wasn’t real.
I’m a great uncle.
That’s around the time I told them god wasn’t real.
I’m a great uncle.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
When my sister’s kids were maybe 11 or 12 I explained to them that the funniest things usually involve other people’s misery.
That’s around the time I told them god wasn’t real.
I’m a great uncle.
That’s around the time I told them god wasn’t real.
I’m a great uncle.
I’d @ a couple of people but they know who they are.
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I’d @ a couple of people but they know who they are.
Just saying things come up.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Just saying things come up.
Bring your urban dictionary.
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Bring your urban dictionary.
“I love Tesler”
Even then he couldn’t get one short line right.
Even then he couldn’t get one short line right.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“I love Tesler”
Even then he couldn’t get one short line right.
Even then he couldn’t get one short line right.
No, he’s a true narcissist. He believes all of it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
No, he’s a true narcissist. He believes all of it.
Such a trouser snake.
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Such a trouser snake.
Right. The cult isn’t shrinking
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Right. The cult isn’t shrinking
And they praise him for it. He’s got the mental capacity of a 3 year old with ADD
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And they praise him for it. He’s got the mental capacity of a 3 year old with ADD
And they cheer him on. He thinks he can tell the NFL to rebrand because he’s the king.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
And they cheer him on. He thinks he can tell the NFL to rebrand because he’s the king.