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Christian
@xntrik.wtf
Aussie appsec dork, worked at a bunch of places. Currently at Atlassian

https://xntrik.wtf
Please support the charity that looks after music industry workers SUPPORT ACT

Donate here for Aus Music T-shirt Day ausmusictshirtday.org.au/t/oztix this is Oztix fundraising campaign but many different music orgs will have their own campaigns

Show me your tees!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hey, so, it's been a real tough few weeks. Send your pet pics
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Spent this weekend processing and uploading the @bsidescbr.bsky.social 2025 talks. Amazing content, what an awesome conference 😍
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I love everything about this letter - a list of things the general public should and shouldn't worry about when it comes to security www.hacklore.org/letter
The Letter — Stop Hacklore!
www.hacklore.org
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Academic cryptography: "we need post-quantum cipher suites, which will solve everything"
Real world crypto: "key management is hard lol" www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...
Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Because they're freakin cute! www.iflscience.com/why-do-croco...
Why Do Crocodiles Not Eat Capybaras?
Capybaras: the chillest guys on planet Earth.
www.iflscience.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I’m starting to think AI is just depicting what is happening to us metaphorically in a visual format
Londoners baffled by bizarre Christmas mural.

At first glance the suspected AI-generated mural seems to depict a crowd enjoying the festive season. But closer inspection reveals a disturbing array of figures including people with warped faces and dogs with the heads of birds
u.afp.com/SnCD
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
When did coding up frontends become about a million times more complicated than backends?
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Hot take - even as a joke, I don't really like the idea of ppl blaming interns for taking down production

Even on the chance it happened to be true (and there are definitely cases where it wasn't an intern), if an intern was able to do that, that's a problem with the processes and systems in place
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you see this post a bird.
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Redid my entire nvim config the other day using Paq. Surprisingly quick to get things going well.
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Good news #kawaiicon!

· I've uploaded a little analysis of the "Bullshit Job" survey results garden.errbufferoverfl.me/notebook/202...
· Annnd, made the short-form results available for download! garden.errbufferoverfl.me/soapbox/bull...

All the content is licensed CC BY-NC-ND 4.0

🌸 xoxo 🌸
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Interview with the Vampire was released 31 years ago today 🧛
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I didn't take nearly enough photos at #kawaiicon. I'm not a confident shooter, and it is important to me to respect people's needs, privacy, or other requirements.

But, here's a few random pics I took. Thanks Wellington!! glass.photo/xntrik/serie...
NZ 2025, a Series by Christian — Glass
Attended a hacker conference in Wellington, NZ, 2025. Took only a few pics.
glass.photo
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Also I definitely wouldn’t go there and check the Store navigation and click the Black Friday sale link idk
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Back home. Forecast: 31°c.
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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An ABC producer asked if I could do a live deepfake of Julia Zemiro for... reasons. After a weekend of learning how to train a deepfake model, I recorded a segment for a pilot that eventually became Crime Night! You can see my short segment 18 mins into this episode: iview.abc.net.au/show/crime-n...
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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#Kawaiicon vibe. @xntrik.wtf @kawaiicon.bsky.social Photos are at www.flickr.com/photos/4nits... - this and others will be there soonish.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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My Day 1 photos of #Kawaiicon are online along with the earlier uploaded bag and tag and axe throwing photos. www.flickr.com/photos/4nits... @kawaiicon.bsky.social
Kawaiicon 3 - 7-8 November 2025
Kawaiicon 3 in Te Whanganui-a-Tara, Aotearoa
www.flickr.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Good news #Kawaiicon friends! Slides are now up on my site:
garden.errbufferoverfl.me/soapbox/bull...

Keep your eyes out for raw data, zines and recordings! Which should be there 🔜
Is My Job Even Real? Bullshit Jobs in Infosec – errbufferoverfl, enthusiastic zinester & artist, reluctant security engineer
Notes about society, microfarming, and sometimes security engineering.
garden.errbufferoverfl.me
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
My cup is filled.

Hanging with a bunch of my fav hackers in Wellington #kawaiicon #community
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM