May
@xjmay.bsky.social
23 | she/her | 🏳️⚧️ | shitty opinions about music, video games, and football
The results of these past two seasons have basically been the NFL on their knees begging us to stop treating wins like a qb stat and people are still treating wins like a qb stat
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The results of these past two seasons have basically been the NFL on their knees begging us to stop treating wins like a qb stat and people are still treating wins like a qb stat
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You guys just have to learn to appreciate great pass coverage
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
You guys just have to learn to appreciate great pass coverage
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
Really loved Zombie Land Saga, my only complaint is that episode 8 had this weird water effect on it the whole time that made my screen blurry idk what that was about other than that though yeah really good
February 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Really loved Zombie Land Saga, my only complaint is that episode 8 had this weird water effect on it the whole time that made my screen blurry idk what that was about other than that though yeah really good
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February 2, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Madoka Magica made me feel things
Oh my god did it make me feel things
And now I have to go to work today
Oh my god did it make me feel things
And now I have to go to work today
January 28, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Madoka Magica made me feel things
Oh my god did it make me feel things
And now I have to go to work today
Oh my god did it make me feel things
And now I have to go to work today
Why is every YouTube video essay titled like
“The Wonderous World of Poptropica”
“The Dark Mysterious Secret of Eggo Waffles”
“The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack”
“The Wonderous World of Poptropica”
“The Dark Mysterious Secret of Eggo Waffles”
“The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack”
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Why is every YouTube video essay titled like
“The Wonderous World of Poptropica”
“The Dark Mysterious Secret of Eggo Waffles”
“The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack”
“The Wonderous World of Poptropica”
“The Dark Mysterious Secret of Eggo Waffles”
“The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack”
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rainbow dash dont fw people who support ICE, be more like rainbow dash!
#abolishICE #MLP #fanart #mlpfim #artwork
#abolishICE #MLP #fanart #mlpfim #artwork
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
rainbow dash dont fw people who support ICE, be more like rainbow dash!
#abolishICE #MLP #fanart #mlpfim #artwork
#abolishICE #MLP #fanart #mlpfim #artwork
Drake Maye truly is the new Tom Brady (carried by his defense)
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Drake Maye truly is the new Tom Brady (carried by his defense)
Everyone shut up, the Grammys are on
Sorry, my mistake, *my* Grammys are on
Sorry, my mistake, *my* Grammys are on
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Everyone shut up, the Grammys are on
Sorry, my mistake, *my* Grammys are on
Sorry, my mistake, *my* Grammys are on
I hope every member of ICE (my lawyer has informed me not to type out the rest of this post unless I end it with “in Minecraft”)
January 24, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I hope every member of ICE (my lawyer has informed me not to type out the rest of this post unless I end it with “in Minecraft”)
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January 23, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I am so damn happy with the Minter hire. He was the guy I wanted before I even knew for a fact we’d be in the market for a new head coach. Just gotta nail the oc hire and we’re set
January 22, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I am so damn happy with the Minter hire. He was the guy I wanted before I even knew for a fact we’d be in the market for a new head coach. Just gotta nail the oc hire and we’re set
Jesus fucking Christ lmao. That might be the best throw I’ve ever seen in my life. My hands are shaking as I’m typing this and I have no investment in either team playing lmao
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Jesus fucking Christ lmao. That might be the best throw I’ve ever seen in my life. My hands are shaking as I’m typing this and I have no investment in either team playing lmao
Thank fucking god the Patriots are going to the AFC championship. That city’s been through so much. There are kindergarteners in Boston who’ve never seen their team win a Super Bowl. Celtics and Red Sox have only won one ring each in that time as well. Glad this long suffering city has hope again!
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Thank fucking god the Patriots are going to the AFC championship. That city’s been through so much. There are kindergarteners in Boston who’ve never seen their team win a Super Bowl. Celtics and Red Sox have only won one ring each in that time as well. Glad this long suffering city has hope again!
The Kendrick/Drake beef was the best time to be on the internet since its inception. I have been chasing that high since it happened
January 18, 2026 at 3:44 PM
The Kendrick/Drake beef was the best time to be on the internet since its inception. I have been chasing that high since it happened
Kevin Patullo’s playbook leaked post-firing:
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Kevin Patullo’s playbook leaked post-firing:
Friendly reminder that the only time anyone has ever said “this was your Super Bowl” is because they are pretending they aren’t the most mad they’ve ever been in their entire life. No one in human history has ever said those words in that order without looking like this
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Friendly reminder that the only time anyone has ever said “this was your Super Bowl” is because they are pretending they aren’t the most mad they’ve ever been in their entire life. No one in human history has ever said those words in that order without looking like this
This wildcard weekend is already better than the last 2 years combined
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This wildcard weekend is already better than the last 2 years combined
Guys can I be honest with you? I personally don’t think Oregon is gonna win this game
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Guys can I be honest with you? I personally don’t think Oregon is gonna win this game
Hey does that kids cartoon actually have a “writer’s poorly disguised fetish” or do you just need to be offline for a few days
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hey does that kids cartoon actually have a “writer’s poorly disguised fetish” or do you just need to be offline for a few days
As someone who has watched zero Stranger Things, every time I see a clip of Stranger Things Season 5 it feels like that one Rick and Morty episode with a bunch of random characters that gaslight the main characters into thinking they were there the entire time
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
As someone who has watched zero Stranger Things, every time I see a clip of Stranger Things Season 5 it feels like that one Rick and Morty episode with a bunch of random characters that gaslight the main characters into thinking they were there the entire time