Come join us at ILPC in Leeds next year, we might not have the Andes as the backdrop of the city but I definitely won’t risk having a heat stroke

I am serious when I say he made us go to the pub, he went once and now demands to go on every walk but I admittedly have very little self control

You’d of thought after going to the Brudenell for fifteen years I’d of learnt how to jump on that quite small stage without constantly battering my shins but here we are

Should also say my favourite part of adopting this jerk has been the old blokes we meet when walking Fogo who love greyhound racing are disappointed when I say he was a shite racer and we even love him more for that

We’ve let him enjoy life too much for an ex-racer who got disqualified from the vast majority of races he participated in