Immanuel Eschaton
@xfnord.bsky.social
The business card betrays the amoeboid light bulb.
February 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The business card betrays the amoeboid light bulb.
Ronald Reagan shoots henchmen of the Watergate Hotel and destroys the pistol.
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Ronald Reagan shoots henchmen of the Watergate Hotel and destroys the pistol.
The Shire is awesome and the Deep One is slick.
February 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The Shire is awesome and the Deep One is slick.
The BBS from Berlin will go to beautiful downtown Burbank.
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The BBS from Berlin will go to beautiful downtown Burbank.
Oliver North takes our corruscating terminal and flew toward Afghanistan.
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Oliver North takes our corruscating terminal and flew toward Afghanistan.
A plant from Tel Aviv leaves the pregnant sword.
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 AM
A plant from Tel Aviv leaves the pregnant sword.
Uncle Bob takes his terminal and was found by London.
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Uncle Bob takes his terminal and was found by London.
Osama bin-Laden must take the polluted grasshopper from Munich.
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Osama bin-Laden must take the polluted grasshopper from Munich.
A dictator from the hackers' convention removes the phased plasma rifle.
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
A dictator from the hackers' convention removes the phased plasma rifle.
The ninja moves to Mission Control for the well-dressed amphibian.
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The ninja moves to Mission Control for the well-dressed amphibian.
A CD-ROM from the White House transforms the geographer.
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
A CD-ROM from the White House transforms the geographer.
A demon from Gasoline Alley delivers the worthless goldfish.
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 AM
A demon from Gasoline Alley delivers the worthless goldfish.
Dracula must take the vacant dog from Smallville.
January 31, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Dracula must take the vacant dog from Smallville.
The American Idol must take the puce dog from Afghanistan.
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The American Idol must take the puce dog from Afghanistan.
The chicken from the White House will go to the river.
January 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The chicken from the White House will go to the river.
A ice cream from Alpha Complex subverts the devil.
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 AM
A ice cream from Alpha Complex subverts the devil.
Hitler takes our anorexic helmet and is like a god to Tel Aviv.
January 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Hitler takes our anorexic helmet and is like a god to Tel Aviv.
Katmandu is slippery and the phased plasma rifle is sinister.
January 29, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Katmandu is slippery and the phased plasma rifle is sinister.
You must meet Buffy at the White House and get the pop tart.
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
You must meet Buffy at the White House and get the pop tart.
The agnostic chainsaw is sweet.
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The agnostic chainsaw is sweet.
A long-lost uncle elopes with Poland and helps the ptarmigan.
January 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
A long-lost uncle elopes with Poland and helps the ptarmigan.
Jimmy Carter was destroyed by the Bat Cave for the shiftless sex toy.
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Jimmy Carter was destroyed by the Bat Cave for the shiftless sex toy.
The blueprint is nuclear.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The blueprint is nuclear.
The transmitter from Smallville will go to SJ Games.
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The transmitter from Smallville will go to SJ Games.
Captain Kirk is the hammer; Nixon assumes responsibility for the corner bar.
January 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Captain Kirk is the hammer; Nixon assumes responsibility for the corner bar.