Hazel
@xenobladeus.bsky.social
24 she her 🏳️⚧️. formerly niche internet micro e-celebrity XenobladeUS. based department nepo baby, professional last place speedrunner of dora the explorer candyland, quirked up white vampire, icon: anelectron00 on twitter. suggestive posts so minors dni.
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hii everyone its me celica/emma/willow/skye/arcueid/serena/hazel formerly XenobladeUS aka reanschwarzer .com on bluesky i deleted my account months ago but i lost access to my old discord gardevoirgf. this is my new discord and such. I have returned
many of you are begging for this
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
many of you are begging for this
work christmas party food
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
work christmas party food
FUCK THIS JOB MAN I WANT TO DIET
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
FUCK THIS JOB MAN I WANT TO DIET
had an isaac run where my first stat up was depths 1 and then womb 1 it gave me every cracked item eever doing a new deadgod is so funny
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
had an isaac run where my first stat up was depths 1 and then womb 1 it gave me every cracked item eever doing a new deadgod is so funny
more people need to like chainsaw man or im gonna turn evil
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
more people need to like chainsaw man or im gonna turn evil
photos of the day 2day
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
photos of the day 2day
playing vanilla isaac is SO fucking funny to me
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
playing vanilla isaac is SO fucking funny to me
Honestly? Isaac is way more fun when youre slowly unlocking stuff and actively working around specific unlocks first. When youre at dead god you just have every mid item ever unlocked and to me i lose fun, w working towards it its fun cause what do you mean i used moms bra optimally AND OFTEN
second run btw. LMFAO i got a funny as fuck azazel run and sac room abused AND beat boss rush (not hard as azazel, hes easy af)
i mean shit it said the end the games over
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Honestly? Isaac is way more fun when youre slowly unlocking stuff and actively working around specific unlocks first. When youre at dead god you just have every mid item ever unlocked and to me i lose fun, w working towards it its fun cause what do you mean i used moms bra optimally AND OFTEN
second run btw. LMFAO i got a funny as fuck azazel run and sac room abused AND beat boss rush (not hard as azazel, hes easy af)
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
second run btw. LMFAO i got a funny as fuck azazel run and sac room abused AND beat boss rush (not hard as azazel, hes easy af)
i mean shit it said the end the games over
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i mean shit it said the end the games over
i am home from work what did i miss today chatroom
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i am home from work what did i miss today chatroom
Reposted by Hazel
shark hatsune miku lucario… u are cool
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
shark hatsune miku lucario… u are cool
why is it 2007 outside right now
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
why is it 2007 outside right now
Reposted by Hazel
-Ababababa?
-Ababababa! :D
-Ababababa! :D
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 AM
-Ababababa?
-Ababababa! :D
-Ababababa! :D
diet got me fucked up im doomscrolling the burger king app
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
diet got me fucked up im doomscrolling the burger king app
chat is discord mobile broken for anyone else i cant send photos or it crashes, and whenever i press the + to scroll and fimd a photo it crashes
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
chat is discord mobile broken for anyone else i cant send photos or it crashes, and whenever i press the + to scroll and fimd a photo it crashes
going to the bedtime
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
going to the bedtime
the masses hate ubfunky
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
the masses hate ubfunky
Reposted by Hazel
This Isn't You. Wake Up Queen
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This Isn't You. Wake Up Queen
this is what people mean when im called the most unemployed employed person
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
this is what people mean when im called the most unemployed employed person
i have yet to play no im not human but this might be in the top 10 video game songs of all time youtu.be/hztIrx4UIog?...
No, I'm not a Human | Day Theme ♪
YouTube video by Bond Factory
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i have yet to play no im not human but this might be in the top 10 video game songs of all time youtu.be/hztIrx4UIog?...
just saw this on tiktok . new animal in the patch notes of life
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
just saw this on tiktok . new animal in the patch notes of life
just gonna say shit atp
genuinely i get sick to my stomach that people care for me it truly hurts my head processing people care for a useless asshole like me, im a terrible friend who can hardly speak, im easily sensitive, im high maintenance to those around me and i physically claw at myself from
genuinely i get sick to my stomach that people care for me it truly hurts my head processing people care for a useless asshole like me, im a terrible friend who can hardly speak, im easily sensitive, im high maintenance to those around me and i physically claw at myself from
i really need to try therapy again but my last therapist was a horrible person or get meds again or something man i cant just keep writing in a journal and tearing it up
sorry for being kinda off these last few posts blame bluesky for not having privs 🔥
sorry for being kinda off these last few posts blame bluesky for not having privs 🔥
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
just gonna say shit atp
genuinely i get sick to my stomach that people care for me it truly hurts my head processing people care for a useless asshole like me, im a terrible friend who can hardly speak, im easily sensitive, im high maintenance to those around me and i physically claw at myself from
genuinely i get sick to my stomach that people care for me it truly hurts my head processing people care for a useless asshole like me, im a terrible friend who can hardly speak, im easily sensitive, im high maintenance to those around me and i physically claw at myself from