@xcrisalisx.bsky.social
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it's like the U.S. is throwing a giant measles party
April 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it's like the U.S. is throwing a giant measles party
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I’m staying home tonight & practicing self care
*eats oreos soaked in vodka listening to Elvis Costello while my cat lays on my chest
*eats oreos soaked in vodka listening to Elvis Costello while my cat lays on my chest
March 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’m staying home tonight & practicing self care
*eats oreos soaked in vodka listening to Elvis Costello while my cat lays on my chest
*eats oreos soaked in vodka listening to Elvis Costello while my cat lays on my chest
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
Switched from iPhone to Android and shit is wild. The camera on my new phone is fun tho!
February 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Switched from iPhone to Android and shit is wild. The camera on my new phone is fun tho!
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Developing news:
All major federal cabinet positions are now held by Hamilton Beach kitchen appliances.
Blender, the new secretary of defense, is proud to welcome Toaster as secretary of the interior.
All major federal cabinet positions are now held by Hamilton Beach kitchen appliances.
Blender, the new secretary of defense, is proud to welcome Toaster as secretary of the interior.
February 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Developing news:
All major federal cabinet positions are now held by Hamilton Beach kitchen appliances.
Blender, the new secretary of defense, is proud to welcome Toaster as secretary of the interior.
All major federal cabinet positions are now held by Hamilton Beach kitchen appliances.
Blender, the new secretary of defense, is proud to welcome Toaster as secretary of the interior.
Today I’m starting my morning with mushroom coffee. It’s an interesting flavor but interested to see how it impacts my gut health and mood 😆
January 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Today I’m starting my morning with mushroom coffee. It’s an interesting flavor but interested to see how it impacts my gut health and mood 😆
He stole my reading chair 😂
January 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He stole my reading chair 😂
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All I want to do is make jokes and eat soup.
That's it.
And some of you are like YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED TO RUIN? JOKES AND SOUP.
Find some joy.
Elsewhere.
Far, far away from jokes and soup.
And me.
That's it.
And some of you are like YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED TO RUIN? JOKES AND SOUP.
Find some joy.
Elsewhere.
Far, far away from jokes and soup.
And me.
January 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
All I want to do is make jokes and eat soup.
That's it.
And some of you are like YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED TO RUIN? JOKES AND SOUP.
Find some joy.
Elsewhere.
Far, far away from jokes and soup.
And me.
That's it.
And some of you are like YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED TO RUIN? JOKES AND SOUP.
Find some joy.
Elsewhere.
Far, far away from jokes and soup.
And me.
Himbs splootin
January 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Himbs splootin
My dog was giving the side eye lol
January 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My dog was giving the side eye lol
New to this app and figuring it out 🖤
January 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
New to this app and figuring it out 🖤