Sometimes what is true has to be said.

The cat is for filling it's obligation's under the cat/human user agreement.
"We are the cat. Lower your hand and surrender your pets. We have added your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture has adapted to service us. Resistance is futile"

So good :)

All best summed up as
pot->turkey->**BOOOM**->**FWOOSH!!**->*splatter*->E.R.

Also applies to cooking chips (I'm in the UK) :)

I hope that this gives you relief, and that it may make you feel better.

Also, Kzinti at the helm!

Fantastic!
Thank you for posting this :)

Hmm, seems like a good plan!
If I had a similar problem I'd consider the harness from a military respirator. Comfy and def. won't rot!

I quite like autumn, but my old joints do need heat now :)

Oh, been there many years ago with one of the first versions of MS Word.
I was writing a small piece about the Bristol Type 167 Brabazon aircraft.
Word autocorrect helpfully changed 'Brabazon' to 'Baboon' in every instance.
And no, I didn't catch it before I sent copy off!

Wow, remember these!
I don't think I had the Cavern one though :)

My old cat used to try and climb to the top of the tree for some reason.
Cat thing I suppose :)

That's a brilliant look :)

Brilliant!
I think I will buy the annual this year :)

As far as I'm concerned 3 didn't happen :)

"We're still Marines, and we've still got supper to make...."

Thank you for posting this; never seen it before!