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xanderkale
@xanderkale.bsky.social
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, Killie fan, Timbers fan, Tolkien reader, Star Wars fan, father (x2), shoegaze and post-rock listener, elder millennial, ally, cat co-habitor (x2), tea drinker, occasional twitch streamer

https://twitch.tv/xanderkale
Sounds like the premise of a pixelcore indie game that I would conservatively pour 274 hours into
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
called it
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
People read things online and then repeat w/out engaging any critical insight.

"Dutch regulators have given approval for people to murder Italians but only the Dutch are allowed to kill Italians - this will make it harder for the EU to stop everyone killing Italians."

Do you see how silly it is?
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
1. Don't opt in to the face value resale system
2. Wait for resale ticket prices to soar
3. Farm outrage
4. Ticketmaster, an outrage sponge that soaks this stuff up as part of their service, turns on the face value resale system you opted not to at step 1
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Billionaires wake up every day and make the choice NOT to do stuff like this.

Yes, even your favorite "good" billionaire.
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Very proud of the kiddo for getting her #OnePiece artwork displayed at school.

@ariphx.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm not saying journalists are stupid but....

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... no, I am saying that.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I don't care if he leaves rainbows in his wake when he runs and shits goals, this right here is a "no" so hard it could crack diamonds.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A laptop? That flimsy thing? That toy?! Might as well be a Leapfrog My First Tablet.

Desktop for the big jobs, or not at all.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
BlueSky has judged you
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
lol sure thing mr corporation 👍

Fast forward 18 months: "hmm, weird that #AEW haven't been back to Toronto..."

MLSE: 💰😙🎶
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As a still active owner of an old school Steam controller, I know this thing looks ugly as sin but all play like an absolute dream

want
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
as someone who has ridden public transport, this is a top 5 executive authority i wish I had

👃🤮
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Tl,dr: VAR in football is a 21st century mechanical turk and we're all just kidding ourselves that it's an advancement in tech
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Dogs lying on their back look like they are having the best time
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Weird cos I've never seen anyone shoplift food in my entire life and I don't think I'll ever be able to tbh
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
And i stopped believing my wrestling figures would come to life when I left the room when I was 6.

She's 51.
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
And it will only cost you $300 to Ticketmaster for the privilege, in a large, environmental-black-hole of an arena which is surrounded by fields of concrete parking lots, located away from population centers and communities, with lmediocre-to-absent public transport available!

Much sustainable!
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Watched Fellowship of the Ring, got a bunch of trick or treaters at the house, and the kids had fun and got loads of candy.

Great success 🙌
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This post:
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I swear that most news media today is written and read by people who were repeatedly dropped on their heads as babies, and the only way to tell whether you're a writer or a reader is whether you fell or were thrown.
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Pictured: the wheels falling off
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM