I made an image of all the art posted by US DOL on X since approximately Labor Day

Have you ever dried your hands using a continuous cloth roll towel? Seeing one of those on its third lap around made me advocate for air dryers briefly since they don't need to be restocked. Reading about how much bacteria they spray into the air ended it.

I can't help but read this in the voice of Nick Offerman.

Once the penny goes away the choice between nickels and dimes will be a tough one. I tell myself I can handle that many nickels, but truthfully I think I'd rather do the "march of dimes."

Elon Musk uses backdoors into gov't systems to get everyone hired and screw what he refers to as "the man." You slap a celebrity voice onto a grok avatar (John Ratzenberger), it and Elon have deep or moronic conversations in which grok teaches Elon to be a real boy (ep. You Auto Complete Me).

The new flag design will gain the distinction of serving as an official national flag for the shortest duration in history, 11 hours and 27 minutes, after Trump gets a much cooler idea.

While he's poking around in the flag stuff, DJT will also update the pledge of allegiance to refer to the "great big beautiful flag, the one with the gun on it," just to avoid any confusion. State media will applaud the new flag design.

The new U.S. flag design will include 51 stars and the silhouette of an AR-15 because "it's really a helluva gun and a much better gun than the AK-47, which most people don't know is on the flags of some pretty nasty countries."