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Sliced and diced phony weather alerts in nostalgic ALL CAPS every 3 hours. May sound real; they are not.
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CORPUS CHRISTI, TEXAS has issued a LOUD SUPERBOWL IS OCCURRING until 8:40 PM...
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February 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHEYENNE, WYOMING has issued a FALLING WSR-88D TIK-TOK DANCE until 10:45 AM...
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February 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PADUCAH, KENTUCKY has issued a JUICY CORN INCIDENT until 3:35 PM...
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February 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GUAM, GUAM has issued an ATOMIC SOFA OF NO RETURN until 11:30 PM...
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February 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN RAPID CITY, SOUTH DAKOTA has issued a HO-HO-HO NOW I HAVE A FROST OUTLOOK until 9:55 PM...
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February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAND JUNCTION, COLORADO has issued a BIG ONLYFANS FORECAST until 6:30 AM...
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February 5, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN FAIRBANKS, ALASKA has issued a HARDCORE BOWSER CONVENTION until 1:35 AM...
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February 5, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAND FORKS, NORTH DAKOTA has issued a DOUBLE-DECKER SUPERCELL WITH RGB LEDs until 5:50 PM...
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February 5, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO has issued a MULTIDIMENSIONAL PIANO FOR THE COMMODORE 64 until 7:30 AM...
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February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MOUNT HOLLY/PHILADELPHIA, NEW JERSEY has issued a STEAMY HABOOB CHAMPIONSHIP until 3:20 PM...
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February 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PORTLAND, OREGON has issued a DELIGHTFUL CHEESE FEAT. WEIRD AL until 9:50 AM...
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February 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN JACKSON, KENTUCKY has issued a CATEGORY 5 HOTDOG WIZARD until 5:00 AM...
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February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN DAVENPORT/QUAD CITIES, IOWA has issued a SOLAR RADIOSONDE WEEK until 3:50 AM...
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February 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA has issued an INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF LABRADOR EVENT until 1:05 PM...
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February 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BILLINGS, MONTANA has issued a GOOGLE WINDOWS 98 LOCKDOWN until 11:55 AM...
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February 4, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GREENVILLE-SPARTANBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA has issued a FREESTYLE RIP CURRENT LOCKDOWN until 8:35 PM...
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February 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NORMAN/OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA has issued an IRREGULAR GRITTY RECOGNITION DAY until 10:05 PM...
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February 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MOBILE/PENSACOLA, ALABAMA has issued a SUGAR-FREE UPDRAFT SAVINGS EVENT until 9:20 PM...
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February 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN JUNEAU, ALASKA has issued a SWEET 'N TANGY BUTTER WARNING until 2:50 AM...
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February 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN DENVER/BOULDER, COLORADO has issued an EXTRA CRISPY HEAT WAVE HAZARD until 12:20 AM...
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February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA has issued an INTERGALACTIC MEATLOAF BOOSTER until 12:00 PM...
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February 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA has issued a DOUBLE FRIDAY LOCKDOWN until 7:55 AM...
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February 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN WAKEFIELD, VIRGINIA has issued a ROTATING LAGER WATCH until 6:05 PM...
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February 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NEW YORK/UPTON, NEW YORK has issued an EPIC AVALANCHE SANDWICH until 8:35 AM...
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February 3, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PUEBLO, COLORADO has issued an ELECTRIC S'MORES NOW ON LASERDISC until 7:20 PM...
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February 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM